LoneWolf1005
Age: 32
Dating
smalltownIN: Thunder buddies
About
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
Plymouth, Indiana
Details
33 year old Man, 6' 3" (191cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Capricorn with Blonde hair
Intent
smalltownIN Actively seeking a relationship
Education
Bachelors degree
Personality
Adventurer
Profession
IT







I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer not to say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Prefer not to say
Longest Relationship Over 3 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious



About Brandon
Look, I'm a decent looking guy, that's fine. But why not just ask me out instead of playing all these silly games? All day long, I'm running into women of all sorts who just STARE at me shamelessly, through their EPV (extreme peripheral vision). You think I don't notice, but trust me, it's obvious. The young waitress at Applebee's?? Smiling at me, touching my shoulder and tossing her hair seductively with every refill of my drink?? FREAKIN ALL OVER ME!! Then I leave my customary 5% tip, and next time I come in she's even more obsessive, trying to play "hard to get" by avoiding my section completely. The older lady who approached me on Careerbuilder, who has her own business and is looking for people just like me to help her expand in the area???!?? Like I don't know what THAT'S all about!! I bet there's nothing she'd like more than for me to expand in her "area"!! The well-endowed blonde bartender with the wedding ring.. who calls me "Hun" every time I order another captain and coke... YOU'RE MARRIED!!

Well, I've resorted to posting on the Internet, so I can use the anonymity to help mask my amazing looks and irresistible charm. But no doubt some of my internet stalkers will find me anyways, offering to let me see them "live 24/7" showering with their sorority sisters. If you can approach me with confidence so we don't have to play these silly games, I'd love to hear from you.

P.S. hope you made it to the end and laughed once at least