smalltownIN: Thunder buddies
About
Non-Smoker with Average body type
City
Plymouth, Indiana
Details
35 year old Male, 6' 3" (191cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Capricorn
Intent
smalltownIN is actively seeking a relationship.
Education
Bachelors Degree
Personality
Adventurer
Profession
IT







I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Blond(e) Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Prefer Not To Say
Longest Relationship Over 3 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets Dog  



About Brandon
Let me be clear. I want a girlfriend. But, I don't really want a girlfriend or maybe I do.

Let's recognize something. The holidays suck, especially for us single people. All of your coupled friends are going to be doing couple things: snuggling by the fire, going to dinner at each others' parents houses, blahblahbarf.

Let's recognize another thing. Deep down inside, you don't want to be alone for the holidays. You want someone to do all of those cute snuggly things with, someone to get fat and keep warm next to (let's also recognize that it's getting ****ing cold here), and someone to accompany you to your friends' coupley holiday parties so they don't keep thinking you're a loser destined for permanent solo status.

But, you've spent all year working on your career / training for charity bike rides / getting drunk and haven't had the time or inclination to track down and capture a boyfriend. And even if you did, you're not really sure you'd want to keep him after the holidays are over, anyway.

The solution:
Be my girlfriend for the holidays or maybe longer.

How it works:
You reply with a picture and a brief bio (250 words max. To give you an idea, this posting is 499). If it seems like a good fit we'll set up a casual mini-date (coffee, beer, or whatever). If that's a success and we're both feeling it, we'll date until 11:59PM, January 2nd, 2017. After that we can still be friends or maybe more (unless we hate each other, then we can downshift to the occasional drunken booty call).

The benefits:

You have someone to keep you company on these witch-tit-cold Indiana nights. Did I mention I'm an excellent cuddler? (I have references.)

Having done it professionall, I know my way around a bar. Same goes for wine cellars and beer coolers. Homemade winter warmers? Done.

Hate holiday music? Me too. Seeing as every other establishment or event you step into will be playing it, I'll spare you the excess.

Love taking photos? Sweet. Let's wear gaudy holiday attire and make ridiculous Xmas postcards to send your friends and family. Just for the laughs .

Worried about finding someone to kiss on New Year's Eve who doesn't look (or sound) like Sloth's cousin? Boom! Got you covered.

About Me:
35 years old, entertainment consultant/traveling nerd, busy active lifestyle, outgoing, funny all though most things i say are off the wall.

Not About You (aka Dealbreakers or, Don't Bother if You Exhibit the Following):
Heavy drug use, laziness, prudishness, still in love with old boy or girlfriend from years past (or if you secretly are, at least have the damn decency to not blab on about it).

Interested? Then send me a message and lets get this ball rolling.

P.s. hope you made it till the end and laughed at least once