All right. Stop right there. If you're looking for the "situation" stop here. I'm more like Kevin James in build. I hate talking about myself. I play guitar, I've got more than I can play at one time. I love driving around blasting music(Punk/Reggae/Rap throwbacks/Metal/Hardcore all the way to old school country and even, Nora Jones), sudden excursions to the City at all hours of the night (I love a Sunday drive to B&H). I love being spontaneous, but appreciate a good plan. I used to love the winter, but now I wish it were summer all year round. My sense of humor makes me unique, and I have a tendency to use it...a lot. If I can't make you laugh, it becomes a challenge to me. I appreciate punctuation and grammar. I have a Sailor Jerry hula girl on the side of my leg, goes from my ankle to almost my knee. Yes, it's the same one on the Rum bottle. Yes, I like the rum. No, I didn't get it because of the rum. I forgot to add to my profile the important thing of being from NJ. Jets fan, Yankees fan, Devils fan. But don't hold it against me.
I've also come to the conclusion that anything one writes in a profile on here is going to be misinterpreted. I intentionally had to not make my profile title a quote from the Biz Markie song "Just a Friend" because posting "OH BABY YOU, GOT WHAT I NEED" is just plain creepy. Life sucks sometimes, right?