If you like guys who like to write up descriptions of themselves, I am definitely not your guy! But here we go....
What I'm looking for: Absolutely no idea. But more importantly....
What I'm not looking for: running into a family friend on here that leads to my mom asking why I'm using online dating sites.
What I'm not looking for (2): Photos from 8 years ago. Or those photos with huge sunglasses that hide the entire face (yes we know that trick!)
Currently reside: Hollywood (Mt. Olympus)
Awards: voted best uncle in the world (very scientific polling)
Likes: the beach, Runyon Canyon, dogs, naps, traveling (preferably South America but normally limited to Mexico), HBO shows, football, science, & Vegas.
Hates: bad wifi and vegetables
So there it is. My partial résumé. If it didn't scare you off, shoot me a message.