Looking for co-conspirator to preform random acts of kindness and evil depending on which way the scales are leaning,
Must have an active imagination to help co-author a new erotic book series centered around a voyeuristic mute squirrel.
The ability to time travel, working theory or practical, is a must. This will be verified by a test on our 15th anniversary. Patience will be required. And a pair of tongs.
Can't be allergic to nuts, peanut butter is a food staple, not an option.
If you meet all the requirements for a beneficial relationship, use your time travel ability, meet me where we had our first kiss with a jar of peanut butter and a pair of tongs.