hi, about me? im basically usless and good for nothing at all, im dead from the neck up and im really painfully boring and negative... and thats on a good day! i must also stress that im completly hopeless in bed n i dribble constantly but even more so when im attempting to arouse a woman or if i accidentally find myself in a half intelliegent conversation,i once nearly went somewhere to see something... i think?.. also, i smell, actually, i stink n never wash, i have 15 children to 23 different mothers and hopefully if we ever meet i can steal the money from yr purse while your throwing up from my stench n dribble, its all up from here eh?........ p.s!!!!!!im actually 51 now but cant find out where i can change that on my profile without having to sign up with pof all ova again because to tell the truth.. i cant be bothered with all that hassle like the first time, ive spent alot of time off pof at times but never deleated my profile re signed up all ova again..if u find me too much of a... old unfit slobtype.. i understand completley ... thank u
my ideal first date would be with a man hater thats the female version of newman from seinfield in stature and personality, a woman that knows sexuallity is evil, a woman with purse preferably, peg for nose optional. smelling salts supplied after throwing up n purse snatch has taken place, no gullible types ok? i like women that are sharp and on the ball!