Before you read my ramblings, I'd like to explain why I don't contact some of you fine ladies who've said they'd like to meet me...The day I signed up on this site, I didn't know anything about it. So, I was checking out the different sections and came across a close up picture of nothing but a big set of boobs, that belong to some lady that lives here in my town and yes, she had a shirt on! Anyway, just my luck, she was the very first person I messaged! All I said was "Tell the twins I said hello". She didn't even answer me!!! Her profile was in the "Intimate Encounters" section. I had no idea, sending that one message, was going to brand me as a perfert and get me blocked from contacting almost every lady here, with any morals. I am a gentleman and I treat a lady with respect. If you'll give me a chance, you can be the judge.
NOW THEN, BACK TO WHY YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ME!!!
I guess I'm gonna give up on finding the woman of my dreams. She's probably in some remote village somewhere, wearing a grass skirt with a big chicken bone in her nose. Seems like every time I find a lady I'm interested in, they say they're stranded (usually in Africa for some reason) with no one in the world to help them...Except me (and the other 1,000 men they wrote to). To these ladies and all like them, an old saying my grandma used to use, comes to mind...
"YOU CAN'T SQUEEZE BLOOD OUT OF A TURNIP".
I've decided that if I can make some new friends from this...Well, that's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, right? Afterall, if you can't be friends with someone, how can you ever expect any other kind of relationship to work with them? Just so everyone knows...I don't lie,cheat or steal. I'm not a drunk or a doper and I do my best to be a man of my word. Although, I tend to spread myself pretty thin at times.
As for what I like doing for fun. I've done some crazy things in my life and I haven't killed myself "yet". So, I'm open to just about anything. Just try me!
(footnote): Sending someone a message at POF is absolutly free! So, sending me a "FLIRT, only tells me that you're either lazy or you expect me to pursue you, just because you went to all the trouble of clicking your mouse button... It ain't gonna happen! Anything worth having is worth working at. If you're not interested in me enough to write and at least say hello... You're already barking up the wrong tree!!!
Oh yeah, I've wanted to add this for a long time...Listen ladies, most men don't give a rat's ass what color your hair is. Any who do, aren't worth having anyway. All any good man cares about, is that you are being faithful and honest with him. The way I see it... If you are willing to lie about something as petty as the color of your hair...I'M PRETTY SURE, YOU'LL LIE TO ME WHEN YOU SLEEP WITH MY BEST FRIEND!!!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Whatever blows your skirt up! Just kiddin'! I guess it depends on who you are and what you like to do. Maybe a ride down the coast or to the mountains on the bike, go to a flee market or just spend the day goofing off. I'm pretty easily entertained myself. Give me a button tied to a string and I'm good for at least six hours. LOL!