Welcome to my new rewritten profile novel.
Warning - I am a Gemini man so give me a break please.
It wasn't my fault i'm a twin. But it's my choice to be a CONSERVATIVE thinking guy.
I'm looking for a happy, polite and complete mentally and English speaking
lady to enjoy life with . I'm not looking for just a new part time email friend.
Is that so much to ask for an interesting guy that knows how good life can be
and lives it every day ?
OK take a breath and begin a long read if you dare>
( Stop reading now unless you have time and a real desire to understand what
events made this guy Nick into the real character he is today )
Funny that i have been asked if i was for real ? Do my photos look real or fake ?
Yes i do everything i say i do and enjoy my toys like most men do.
Women enjoy their cloth,jewelry,make up and their pets too.
First of all i am highly edumakated frum skoul /
I dun gradumakate with a Masters Degreaz in BS DIENAMIX !
I finisheased furst in my clazz and wuz uhlecteded head of Amerika but i was tue smairt for
guvirnmenzt wurk so now i iz retaraed .
Some would call me a one of a kind,boisterous,excitable ,active,gregarious ,eccentric,artsy,old fashioned Conservative thinking western type of
guy but i think i'm fun to be around if you like that type of guy and know i'm really a down to earth Martian . Also complimented by being called
Animated ? whatever that means !
I'm not looking to become your therapist or care giver. It's hard enough taking care of me much less to look for anyone
else to baby sit.
If there is really something i'm not is a couch potato- wall flower that lets life pass him bye bye !
I also like to joke a bit too much but i'm fun at a most times as i take life not very seriously.
Some take me as more serious than i am ?
POF has been such great daily reading entertainment but i've still not run into that fun loving woman that can deal with me
and my many interests and is equally full of desires and free time to live ! Semi retired means not having to go to work everyday.
I am fully retired so that means i don't have to do anything unless i want to.
Why are there so many people today that can't enjoy life or just are plane rude ?
I just love reading these profiles from people that have no idea of how to life their dreams happily !
It's like reading a free comedy book or a National Enquirer magazine online every day. Some are like an obituary ?
There must be something i'm missing here though ?
One of many things i should say is i really like being in the company of an intelligent full of life woman !
A smart and polite fun loving lady to join in the everyday fun life offers .
My life is positive and i like it that way and if some guy in your past wasn't kind or polite > i'm not him !!!
I worked hard and smart my whole life and i'm enjoying an fun retired life.
I was told recently by a lady that a woman doesn't want to see a guy and his toys in his photos ??
I replied / "Guys love their toys but that doesn't make the guy less of a great guy.
He just likes having fun things around !" And i'm one of those guys that has lots of toys and can afford the joys that hard work offers..
Funny though -i've found most women won't date a guy who is broke and has nothing to show for his years of hard work ?
Unless that woman is a control freak and wants a worm of a guy to lead around like a cow.
And what's with the comments about "No couch potatoes and no sports all the time" those demands don't apply to me.
I rarely watch TV but i love the movies . I know how to cook and i clean up well some times.
But this is who i am. I love cars and motorcycles and guns and art and little western towns to wander around
in but i also love Beverly Hills and Scottsdale and San Fran type places to wander around in.
Oh and a very intelligent woman is on the top on my list of wonderful things to find . (Not that your a thing) Did i say this before ?
I have been known to date way out of my pay grade and a couple times out of my species.
But since i'm a Martian that is common up there you know. but on Mars even worms are not rude !
I'm young at heart and younger in my life style. I weigh about 190 and i'm 5 ft 11 in and have more energy at
12 midnight than many have at 12 noon. I think it's the fact that i enjoy life and my decisions and i am
living everyday as if it may be my last.
Maybe some people aren't happy with their lives and they just can't learn to live their dreams ?
But life is too short to worry why others can't enjoy every thing wonderful life has to offer them.
I live off the grid in Colorado half the year in a big old rusty house on the edge of a great canyon i built by my own hands.
( Not the canyon but the house) It's rusty because it's supposed to be old looking.
I'm in one of the most beautiful places on Earth and love that the mountain lions that i
share my property with decide not to eat me yet. I could stay in Florida were the only thing that eats you are
Alligators and Sharks and the roaches are big enough to carry you away. OH yes, i also live in Orlando Fla half the year too ~~~~~~
I'm a Jack of all trades not a jerk of all shades. If i decide to do something i learn how to and then do it.
I'm the type of guy that does what he says he is gonna do. Autodidact is the $500,000.00 word for me. Self taught or whatever it is called .
Now if i could only teach my self how to spell ?
And have i done a lot of fun stuff were spelling didn't matter.
I have loved and lost love but i'm still looking for that one special someone or something to make my day. As Clint would say ?
I owned and ran my successful business in Florida for 31 years and will never look back on things i did or didn't do with regrets.
Since i retired in 2008 my life has just gotten busier and more fun.
After my mom passed away in 2010 and my obligations were full filled to her i decided everything is open to
explore and i'm doing just that.
So i rewrote my profile to see if it would stir up an interesting woman that would like to see what a different
perspective on life is like from a crazy guy like me !
As you can maybe tell ,i know who i am and what i want in life and i go and get it.
And i like who i have been molded into by the events and the people who are or were in my life.
If you don't like to be around a motivated guy then i'm not the one to be around.
I have lots of stories to tell and lots of time to share them.
They are all
Some good food and lots of good conversation !
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