r34l
Age: 35
Dating
x2fur: Im so Exhausted with this!
About
Smokes often with Athletic body type
City
Woonsocket, Rhode Island
Details
37 year old Man, 6' 3" (191cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Sagittarius with Brown hair
Intent
x2fur Wants a relationship
Education
High School
Personality
Profession
Building Construction







I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 6 years



About Me
SWM in lame job seeks dumpy neurotic for hustling, mutual psychological
torture, and future divorce. I enjoy drinking, smoking, pornography, and
self-righteous indignation. Logical arguments do not affect me, because I'm
right no matter what. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by
affecting a world-weary air, memorizing pointless quotes of classical works,
and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes. It
would be nice to be able to bounce thoughts and ideas off someone who isn't
wearing an aluminum reflector hat. I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking
for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later
on in a courtroom. It would be awesome if I won't hear after our date that you
were rated "E" for everyone. I know that decisions shape
destiny. I am not only a double noble-prize winner, but also can fly
rocket-ships without a licensed co-pilot present. I know how to recite the
number pi up to 21 digits from a sheet of paper. I can wear a bow-tie without
looking like a clown and have prepared unbelievable six course dinner menus
using only a frying pan and a toaster. think that I
need to worry about two and only two things in my life: That things will never
get back to normal, and that they already might have. And yet... Whether you
are stuck in a routine or looking to add more spice to your life, I will come
to your rescue. I think that the best relationships are the ones were you just
have a lot of fun together. In that case we
might click. I just want to meet up casually to see if there is chemistry
between us. Friendship is good, too. I'm fine with either - or neither. I get
out a lot as it is. Maybe I'll meet someone special online - maybe you will,
too. You should message me if you've made it this far and you found yourself
nodding in agreement with what you've read.

YOU: You are a whiny, crazy **** with a misplaced sense of entitlement and
utopic expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't
fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. Bonus points if you just finished
dating every guy in town but now want to take your time with me. For our first
date we should head over to Walmart. You wouldn't have to get all dressed up an
stuff, I could find out what your favorite beer was and you could find out if I
blush when we walk through the lingerie section. I would be open to an
unsatisfying fling but prefer a long-term, spirit crushing descent into
alcoholism and pills. No friendships. I don't need any d*mned friends. Age
unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 20 and rehash mother issues
with women over 48. Serious replies only, please.

**** THE END ****

THAT WAS TRULY A JOKE, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED READNG IT. BUT SERIOUSLY......
I would love to find my partner in crime. Someone who is down to earth. I like sweet, affectionate and caring girls. I want my heart to skip a beat at the thought of her. I want to feel butterflies in my tummy when i look into her eyes. You get the idea!!


First Date
First date. I will think of something good. But the first date only comes after we meet each other.