About Me
If your reading this then your probably at work looking at me when you should be getting things done and at the same time masking your contempt for the guy with personal space issues who hits on you and the evil girl who keeps spreading rumors that on your off time your really a stripper who goes by the name of Muffy McGoodBox. But if your here we'll go ahead and get started. First off if your gay thanks but no thank. Secondly If i was I'm pretty damn sure I still wouldn't have sex with you because even during my time in Iraq as A Marine I still never saw anything as scary as that pic of you in your jean shorts.
ON ME:
Personality- Alpha male, Outgoing, smart , fun loving , wild , affectionate. Similar to a 250 pound teddy bear.
Looks-Brown hair, green eyes German/Irish. I was once described as being extremely handsome in a cartoon bad guy sort of way. Not sure if thats the best compliment I've ever gotten but i'll take it!
On my match-Texas sweetheart, Texas sweetheart, Texas sweetheart