After spending the last few years taking care of my demented parents with the support of some wonderful friends, I'm ready to begin the next phase of my life which may include you.
Top Ten Reasons to Contact Me:
10. I'm smart but blond, giving you the opportunity to resolve your issues with cognitive dissonance.
9. I'm compassionate but realistic so I can tolerate overnight bags, but not steamer trunks.
8. I'm giving and generous, but if you want a nurse or a purse, call Kaiser or Beneficial Finance.
7. I'm warm and sexy, but if you're into S&M you're out in the cold.
6. I'm socially committed, but bathe often enough to be socially acceptable.
5. I'm creative but not clever enough to plan a successful heist.
4. I'm youthful enough to belly dance, take ballet, tap and yoga, but old enough to remember the swim.
3. I'm ecologically aware, but live in an area where you don't have to sort.
2. I love Lola Mae, but she sleeps on the floor, especially when I have company.
1. I'm willing to introduce you to the most beautiful woman on earth. (Not me--my son's girlfriend.)
Contact me and lets see if we click.