I'm high maintenance, I don't cook or clean, I lie, I cheat, and all I want is to quit my job and live off of your money. Did I mention that "self" is my favorite word? You know, like self-absorbed selfish, and self-centered? How's that? lol. Relax! I'm only kidding! Just a thought: If I ever come up missing after a POF date, I prefer my picture to be on a wine bottle rather than a milk carton, that way my friends will know where to look for me. :)
I don’t like most guys, but… I am not interested in most guys......perhaps that's what makes those few unique individuals that I do connect with all the more special. Myself – analytic, dedicated, loyal, and sweet. I am not offended by a dirty joke and can dish out one of my own. I am independent but far from being a feminist. Sarcasm is a spice of life, so bring it on. I am a girly-girl that doesn't mind getting a little dirty. I go from limo to quad faster than you could imagine it. Timeless books, movies, and great conversation that make you wonder for days about whose side you are on put great flavor into many of my evenings. Above all, I am a lady and conduct myself like one unless you challenge me otherwise. :)
I figured the nice sweet profile that I had didn't work because nobody really wants an honest, hard-working, loyal, and all-around good girl.....right? Seriously, I really am a good girl with a big heart. Love to smile, but hate cameras and never come near me with a video camera. I'm a kid at heart but have my act together.
I'm just looking for a good guy in the process to take things slow with and enjoy each day. Please……mean what you say and say what you mean!!!
BTW, if you're young enough to be my son you need not apply. I'm not your momma or your teacher. Oh, I'm really not joking about younger guys. I may be a lot of things but cougar isn't one of them.
First things first, I'm still hearing a lot of complaints from people that nobody on here is real. I've made the offer before to show everyone that there is at least one girl on here that is real. I will video chat with anyone who has any doubts just to put their mind at ease. I would advise others to do the same before meeting someone. I will put it out there that I don't have perfect hair, a perfect body, and although people say that I look much younger than my age....let's face it, none of us are getting any younger or prettier. It's a huge thing for me to do because I am camera and video shy, but the rewards are worth it in the end to be honest and truthful. If you're looking for a girl who is perfectly imperfect, that's me! I just need the chance to show the right guy that I may not be the prettiest girl out there or have the perfect body, but you will be treated the way that you deserve.
I was hoping that somebody would come along and save me from reaching cat lady status. Apparently, that isn't going to happen, so it looks like my fate is to visit the ASPCA and search Craigslist for free kittens.
First date….not sure!!! I am willing to entertain any reasonable offer. :) I'm up for just about anything involving good communication. I am very flexible, but a nice quiet cafe is usually a good icebreaker. Anything relaxing and with no pressure, and I promise to smile!