I'm not really looking for anything (Then why are you here? Ha!) You're supposed to hang with people because you want to, not because you need to. That's how I look at it. Other than that, no expectations, no prejudgment. Clean slates all around.
I'm easy-going, funny, kind and gentle. I like to touch....except when you have cold feet. I like animals and for some reason they like me. It must be cause I speak the language. I can cook, but usually don't because when I'm hungry, I want it now, not in half an hour. I can't imagine why anyone can't follow a recipe. I pick contrary opinions to defend, not because I agree but because somebody should probably pick them. I watch and listen. I say lots and sometimes nothing at all. There's nary a mean bone in my body. So when I point out the dumb things that people do, it's to help them, not harm.
And sometimes, I say the rudest and most offensive things. They are so bad that I can't possibly be serious. So bad that you're gonna laugh, even if you feel dirty once you catch your breath. ;) Yeah I know, probably not the best thing to say...kinda like the salesman telling you there's rust under the floormats......but hey, better you know now.
I do know when to behave though.
*A few random bits*.......nerdgirls are hot, lolcats amuse me, smoking is gross, and I'm not down with OPP....aaaaand I love the rain. It's awesome.
-someone who knows that what we do isn't really important, just that you do it together
-someone who can have a conversation is nice, someone who doesn't need one is better... there's just something about a "mornin", a smile and a knowing look.
-someone with a nerdy hobby.
-someone who realizes I'm probably not going to tell you I stubbed my toe yesterday. it hurt, I dealt with it.
when I do ask for help though, get your boots, it's probably big.
-someone who can laugh at themself. i do it all the time. laugh at me, not you....unless you do something funny, then i'll laugh while apologizing. sorry hun, that was pretty funny
-someone who appreciates a good wander. the where doesn't really matter
-someone who can take this with a grain of salt. it's a wishlist afterall
I'm more likely to go to a movie or stay in and cook dinner. If it's a DATE, date....then I'll think of something special. I don't know what right now but I will. Coffee? Personally I don't drink the stuff, so I go for the hot chocolate instead.
At the moment I'm currently limping around with what's likely a torn meniscus in one knee. That means no running around for the time being. It sucks, but this too shall pass. Why am I telling you this? It's why I'm not jumping at an invite to go hiking. Not that it's not a cool idea though.
Bonus points if you can tell me why are there so many songs about rainbows.
Hopefully you are around my age (28-38 ish), don't smoke and don't have any kids.
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