I need to find an attractive young woman who will want to make out like we are in a sexy, Enrique Iglesias video.
Why do I see the same women on here most of the time?
I'm on here because it's hard to meet people, to get women to respond, but good looking women, you should have no problem meeting guys, so why do we see the same good-looking women on here?
I don't know!
Looking for someone:
not very far from the far north Dallas area,
no kids or your children are out of the house.
Legally divorced, not separated and
Awesome head of hair,
Don't weigh more than I do
I definitely am not interested in anyone who,
Is doing the duck face
Takes a picture looking down at their legs and feet
All of their pictures are from the chin up or lying in bed with a camera above them
More than 50% of their photos are either in a nightclub, bar or holding beer or alcohol
Says they are so busy that they don't have time to date
Has to tell us that their kids are the most important thing in their life. No shit, they should be
Just got out of a divorce or serious relationship within the last 6 months or so
If we do end up having a date, or something, then we’ll tell everyone we met when I dropped an egg on your foot at the Wal-mart on Arapaho and the N. Dallas Tollway.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein