I'm looking for a funny, attractive, employed, smart woman in the north Dallas area, or not far from it, who would like to actually really date instead of text dating.
I'm LEGALLY divorced, NOT separated, tall, humorous, own a home, have a job and car.
What are you waiting for?! Oh, and if you only have one night, maybe two nights a month to get together and try to get to know someone, why are you on a dating site?
If we do end up having a date, or something, then we’ll tell everyone we met when I dropped an egg on your foot at the Wal-mart on Arapaho and the N. Dallas Tollway.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein