I'm looking for a funny, attractive, employed, smart woman in the north Dallas area, or not far from it, who would like to actually meet, and if there is a connection, date, instead of text dating. Not looking to serial date or playing games, Unless can of whipped cream and a pair of handcuffs are involved.
I'm LEGALLY divorced, NOT separated, tall, humorous, own a home, have a job and car!
What are you waiting for?! Oh, and if you only have one night, maybe two nights a month to get together and try to get to know someone, why are you on a dating site?
I'd like to meet someone who is funny, witty and easy-going as I am who is looking for just one person to date. Life was meant for two!
Oh, and ladies, when all of your pictures have two more people in them, unless you say, you're the person on the left, etc. we don't know who you are! Trying to figure out who one person is out of four people in every picture is not easy. And it is usually someone who gets a more attractive person in the picture with them, maybe to throw everybody off??!!! So let's try to keep from having every picture with a Ton people in it, unless you have your main picture just you!
If we do end up having a date, or something, then we’ll tell everyone we met when I dropped an egg on your foot at the Wal-mart on Arapaho and the N. Dallas Tollway.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein