So why is no one having any luck on this dating site? Why does everyone only want to text?!!
Born in Puerto Rico, grew up in Oklahoma and been in Texas for about 14 years. I'm always the best looking in police line-ups. Semi-intelligent; work at being an above average sepller and can correctly pronounce “victuals.” Good conversationalist after ice breaks.
I am confident, an alpha but a bit quiet at times, very tall, attractive & a comedic person. I am a complete goofball, a joker, a bit dorky, passionate, Intelligent, quick witted, smart, sometimes reserved, yet dominant when needed, college educated, serious when I need to be.
A non-smoker, good looking but not ridiculously so, not obsessed by sports, like a drink but not too much, not massively into politics, but aware of it.
Have the World’s largest collection of Air guitars. Favorite fruit = chocolate. Sometimes difficult to understand but very easy to love and get along with.
Stuff I like: Scary/Funny/Documentary movies (yes I like some of the romance too, but don't tell any other guys that). Italian food, ice cream, football, overly friendly retail cashiers, waitresses who flirt with me for the sole purpose of getting a bigger tip (I'm on to you), sarcasm (duh), getting to the movies early and making fun of teenagers with pointy hair or turned up collars.
Stuff I don't like: Smoking, selfishness, dishonesty, prejudice, girls that look like news anchors, girls that can't carry on a conversation, that really mean girl from the Willy Wonka movie, spending an hour looking for a missing sock only to discover it has a hole in the big toe, low fat Oreos (the Devil's snack food), guys who know the names of their shoes.
I'm looking for my partner in crime who will be my sidekick, laugh at my jokes, enjoy dinners with me and whatever else we can think of to have fun and enjoy life!
I'd prefer to meet sooner than later. Send a few emails, then text messages then phone conversations. Not weeks on end, but for a reasonable amount of time, then meet.
If we do end up having a date, or something, then we’ll tell everyone we met when I dropped an egg on your foot at the Wal-mart on Arapaho and the N. Dallas Tollway.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein