I'm looking for a funny, attractive, witty, employed, smart woman in the north Dallas area, or not far from it, who would like to actually meet, and if there is a connection, date, instead of text dating. Not looking to serial date or play games,
If we do end up having a date, or something, then we’ll tell everyone we met when I dropped an egg on your foot at the Wal-mart on Arapaho and the N. Dallas Tollway.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein