ontheikes: icky ike steals the last beer...
Smokes often with Average body type
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
35 year old Woman, 5' 5" (165cm), Non-Religious
Caucasian Taurus with Brown hair
ontheikes isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.
High School
patron saint of the streets

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? No
Marital Status Separated Do you do drugs? Socially
Pets No Pets Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? Prefer not to say
Longest Relationship Over 8 years

Indie rockGraffitiLiterature
Showing guys my backyardFountains downtownThe right causes
Yr war storyRailhoppingCsquat and other good punk scenes
Mass chaosDowntown pgh meth cultureGrassroots movements
Fucking the system and other fishiesChild rearingSmart ass quips
StalkersLowbrow art sceneRevenge served hot or cold
Novel writings and writing novelsJail timeAll those goood things that make you warm inside
Hell i dont even remember everything i like but i probably dont like you per se

About Me
just know no one beats me in my backyard....

im a smart artist with a stupid outlook on everything. and i live in a fort.
representing northridge so hard they should name a street for me.
ive lived one wacked life to this point, so nothing intimidates me. but to intimidate you i eat babies for breakfast!so go flirt withs a ugly chick!

robert pollard runs my air force, who runs yours?

First Date
i think the first date should now be stealing a grand cherokee using a screwdriver and getting into a car chase by the pittsburgh police, afterwards we can exchange loving glances as we're frisked down county jail prior to going into the holding cell and awaiting arraignment...

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Testimonials from ontheikes's favorites list
I am the first to write about this girl, might be fitting, cause you always remember your first. What can I say about this girl, A.A. is sharp as a razor, so I think it best to show her respect, and don't get on her bad side, cause she will cut you down fast. Don't try too hard to impress her, cause she is smarter than you. Don't get the wrong idea, she is one of the sweetest girls on this site. I have yet to meet her face to face, only because of geography. So if any of you men are interested, better move quick, cause if I get down to her neck of the woods, I am going to ruin it for the rest of you.