Very sorry but you smell quite alot..and Unlucky for YOU !! I am serverly taken, WOOO WHOOO Me..!!
I have found this bird the old fashion way..freaky huh ??
And your probably too ugly for me no how, So make like micheal jackson and beat it !!!
I am very low maintenance and as such I have conditioned my self to sleep on un-made beds.I have also learnt how to increase wardrobe space by keeping my clothes on the floor.I am also very very helpfull around the house.
Random secret facts about me
I have the ability to appear tazered in every photograph.
when i was 20yrs old I lived on Hamilton Island on the dole and stole a towel.
I rescue all the bugs out of the pool, even the ones that irk me out. family and friends find this strange..
I often get kicked out of book shops for putting bibles in the fiction area
I have been single for over 3 yrs (edit 4yrs now)
I'm an arachna-necro-homo-coulro-acro-aqua-phobic sex with dead gay spiders dressed up as clowns, up high under water freaks me out thou its rarely a problem
the successful applicant will love music, and will be named Cinderela, you will like sleeping in cabins in the forest and know 7 short statued men, and enjoy lauging lots, along with BBQ's at the beach, flying, DVD snuggling/watching and making out in new places. however, so much has changed since I wrote that last sentence 1 min ago and I now feel that none of anything i like is a pre-requisite :)
Just moved down from Cairns, I've got my love online, i think i'm doin fine but really I am just plugged into the wall.
I play guitars alot and am hell bent on electronics, programming & hacking, its previously taken me around the world.
I am a fulltime dad too a little 3 yr old girl, its the biggest most coolest important job I have ever had.. and I love it. I am still a bad boy barbarian warrior..but I watch peppa pig and make cookies sometimes. thou the conversation is a little limited, this is the void I desperately need to fill. ( yep - I said desperate )
empathy and loyalty ..thats all i need , the rest can be figured out. I don’t think people are meant to be by themselves, if you find someone you care about, it’s important to let go of the little things. Even if you can’t let go all the way. because nothing sucks more than being all alone. No matter how many people are around.
please accept this hand made "Mexican staring frog from sothern sri lanka" as a gift for reading this far
hopefully this disturbing image made from keyboard squigglying things has tipped the balance into you contacting me
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Life is short and hard like a body building elf, so what are you waiting for..hit the Contact button ya' silly duffer
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
nobody is themselves when they start dating. Dating is just acting like you're somebody you're not until the person likes you enough so you can show 'em who you really are.
a quite or loud beer somewhere would be good ! As long as its not up high under water
To send a message to Caves Beach you MUST meet the following criteria
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter with any body else except for Caves Beach.
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be on crime stoppers
Must have been born a woman