CavesBeach: One bad relationship away from owning 30 cats
About
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
City
Newcastle, New South Wales
Details
41 year old Man, 5' 9" (175cm), Other Religion
Ethnicity
Caucasian Pisces with Brown hair
Intent
CavesBeach Wants to find someone to marry
Education
High School
Personality
Free Thinker
Profession
I write horoscopes for cats


dating
me being woken up at 6am by a rug rat






I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Yes (> 3/week) Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 6 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious


Interests
Making fun of drummersMexican staring frogs from southern sri lanka

About Brad
I am very low maintenance and as such I have conditioned my self to sleep on un-made beds.I have also learnt how to increase wardrobe space by keeping my clothes on the floor.I am also very very helpfull around the house.

Random secret facts about me

I have the ability to appear tazered in every photograph.
when i was 20yrs old I lived on Hamilton Island on the dole and stole a towel.
I rescue all the bugs out of the pool, even the ones that irk me out. family and friends find this strange..
I often get kicked out of book shops for putting bibles in the fiction area
I have been single for over 3 yrs (edit 4yrs now)
I'm an arachna-necro-homo-coulro-acro-aqua-phobic sex with dead gay spiders dressed up as clowns, up high under water freaks me out thou its rarely a problem




About you
the successful applicant will love music, and will be named Cinderela, you will like sleeping in cabins in the forest and know 7 short statued men, and enjoy lauging lots, along with BBQ's at the beach, flying, DVD snuggling/watching and making out in new places. however, so much has changed since I wrote that last sentence 1 min ago and I now feel that none of anything i like is a pre-requisite :)


About Me
Just moved down from Cairns, I've got my love online, i think i'm doin fine but really I am just plugged into the wall.
I play guitars alot and am hell bent on electronics, programming & hacking, its previously taken me around the world.
I am a fulltime dad too a little 3 yr old girl, its the biggest most coolest important job I have ever had.. and I love it. I am still a bad boy barbarian warrior..but I watch peppa pig and make cookies sometimes. thou the conversation is a little limited, this is the void I desperately need to fill. ( yep - I said desperate )

empathy and loyalty ..thats all i need , the rest can be figured out..


please accept this hand made "Mexican staring frog from sothern sri lanka" as a gift for reading this far
hopefully this disturbing image made from keyboard squigglying things has tipped the balance into you contacting me

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Life is short and hard like a body building elf, so what are you waiting for..hit the Contact button ya' silly duffer

First Date
nobody is themselves when they start dating. Dating is just acting like you're somebody you're not until the person likes you enough so you can show 'em who you really are.

a quite or loud beer somewhere would be good ! As long as its not up high under water




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Mail Settings
To send a message to Caves Beach you MUST meet the following criteria


Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter with any body else except for Caves Beach.
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be on crime stoppers
Must have been born a woman