I am very low maintenance and as such I have conditioned my self to sleep on un-made beds.I have also learnt how to increase wardrobe space by keeping my clothes on the floor.I am also very very helpfull around the house.
Random secret facts about me
I have the ability to appear tazered in every photograph.
when i was 20yrs old I lived on Hamilton Island on the dole and stole a towel.
I rescue all the bugs out of the pool, even the ones that irk me out. family and friends find this strange..
I often get kicked out of book shops for putting bibles in the fiction area
I have been single for over 3 yrs (edit 4yrs now)
I'm an arachna-necro-homo-coulro-acro-aqua-phobic sex with dead gay spiders dressed up as clowns, up high under water freaks me out thou its rarely a problem
the successful applicant will love music, and will be named Cinderela, you will like sleeping in cabins in the forest and know 7 short statued men, and enjoy lauging lots, along with BBQ's at the beach, flying, DVD snuggling/watching and making out in new places. however, so much has changed since I wrote that last sentence 1 min ago and I now feel that none of anything i like is a pre-requisite :)
Just moved down from Cairns, I've got my love online, i think i'm doin fine but really I am just plugged into the wall.
I play guitars alot and am hell bent on electronics, programming & hacking, its previously taken me around the world.
I am a fulltime dad too a little 3 yr old girl, its the biggest most coolest important job I have ever had.. and I love it. I am still a bad boy barbarian warrior..but I watch peppa pig and make cookies sometimes. thou the conversation is a little limited, this is the void I desperately need to fill. ( yep - I said desperate )
empathy and loyalty ..thats all i need , the rest can be figured out..
please accept this hand made "Mexican staring frog from sothern sri lanka" as a gift for reading this far
hopefully this disturbing image made from keyboard squigglying things has tipped the balance into you contacting me
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Life is short and hard like a body building elf, so what are you waiting for..hit the Contact button ya' silly duffer