Reluctantly just uploaded some recent pictures....I HATE the way the camera makes me look. Or maybe I am just not photogenic.
NOT A PAYING MEMBER. IF I PUT YOU ON MY FAVORITES LIST, PLEASE WRITE IF YOU MIGHT HAVE ANY INTEREST.
I would LOVE to meet a lady to have some adult beverages, some snacks or a meal, and a few laughs......Who knows what might happen after that...Looking for the fabulous woman I can't live without...Must be proficient in the art of osculation.....Where is my Jill Taylor, Tim the "Tool Man's" wife??? An attractive and sexy woman who is funny and laughs easily at his stupid jokes...Who wants to be with him and loves BEING with him...Who accepts his mistakes and backs him up with every decision...She doesn't have to be beautiful on the outside, but on the inside....That lady that is passionate, sexy, outgoing, warm, intelligent, alluring, seductive, compassionate and fun...I would LOVE to find an attractive lady to enjoy a few drinks and bite to eat, or just go out an enjoy each other and have some fun. I am just your normal retired guy looking for companionship that is enjoyable for both of us....I am looking for an mature woman who enjoys being pampered and enjoys taking care of her man...A killer smile will absolutely melt me....And dancing eyes will drive me wild....A sexy dresser will set me on fire....I will go crazy with a great kisser...I am a warm, romantic, honest, compassionate, passionate, touchy-feely (not groping) guy, looking for someone who would like to enjoy companionship and intimacy. I like treating a lady like a lady. I enjoy making sure that the woman I care for, has no doubts in her mind how I feel.... She will be treated like a queen...Femininity is beautiful. Let's talk....
PS: I have tried and tried but editor will NOT let me change my age to the correct one....I am in all reality 70. But recently, I have had my age legally changed to 45.
PPS: When POF shows me previews of women I should contact they are many times 40-56 yr. olds. Although I am VERY interested in some of them, I am not presumptuous enough to think they would be interested in an older guy like me. So I don't contact them. If you are one of them and ARE interested, you will have to initiate the contact....And I promise to answer any and all messages, no matter what the age....
PPPS: Ladies I am sure you were beautiful back in the 80's, and your grandchildren are adorable, and your cats and dogs are precious and your best friends are loyal and special, but please, I am looking for YOU. You can show me those other pictures when we meet.
PPPPS:If your picture is of you and your friends, it might be helpful to let me know which one in the picture is you. Your friends are special and close, but I would really like to see who I am looking at and reading about.
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Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Maybe a light lunch, and a couple of drinks to get acquainted and make sure we are on the same page. Hopefully a few laughs and finding the chemistry that we both are looking for....Then a nice parting kiss...Hopefully with a good kisser. If we meet and you don't look like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
You want to come in my life, the door is open.
You want to get out of my life, the door is open.
Just one request!
Don't stand at the door, you're blocking the traffic....!