THANK YOU! Most girls don't even read my profile. I know you are very impulsive and have a hard time controlling yourself, so I really do appreciate you stowing your twitchy little typing fingers for just a few moments.
Where to begin? A little about me. I've been living in the Middle East and Europe for the past year. I'm a Navy SEAL candidate. I'll be heading off to SEAL selection next year, hence the blacked out photos of me. I've also been told by two separate girls that some guy was using my photos to catfish girls, so that's another reason for blacking them out. For those of you who asked, the picture with Jeff (the guy dressed as the Oompa Loompa) is me at the Playboy Mansion for a charity event to help women in Africa. The other photos are The Vow premiere with my friend Zooey, The Green Lantern premiere, and The Hangover II premiere with my friend Natalie and our illegitimate monkey baby.
I'd take you out to an expensive restaurant, then pretend I forgot my wallet and make you pay for dinner. I'd then use my charm to make you forget about the boring conversation and we'd have hot, passionate sex all night. I'd leave before you woke up and then never return your phone calls. I'd repeat this pattern over and over again; abusing plentyoffish for free meals and sex with women who, while very attractive, are undoubtedly very shallow and have a poor self image. I'd do this until I got so many complaints, POF would be forced to cancel my account. (I've already had one account canceled, not because I'm a womanizer, but because they said my pictures were too sexy. Something about girls fainting.) Don't think you'll be the exception.
For real though, maybe we'd head to a food festival or a movie premiere or something. It depends on what I have going on that day. We could just get a drink and hang out. If you're lucky, I might teach you the secrets of cooking using liquid nitrogen one night.
I prefer girls who are intelligent and love travel. You may be required to take some trips overseas if you're with me so I hope that's not a problem. (Nowhere too dangerous, London, Paris, Greece, Australia, etc. The most dangerous place we might go would be Egypt.) If you speak a foreign language, all the better.
Here are some interesting facts about me:
I speak okay French, bad Russian, and even worse Arabic.
I'm a huge Harry Potter nerd at heart. The Harry Potter books are my favorite.
I am banned from entry into Iran.
I'm a huge movie buff.
I'm "equipped" to handle ALL female needs.