You get a message, you read it, and it's boring as hell, why are no guys on POF really swell? WAIT! Before you leave the site, let this profile show you how it's done right!
Hi, Billy Mays here for POF Profile of NolanPower.
The smartest, best looking, strongest guy POF, guaranteed!*
Are you tired of regular profiles telling you about themself, well you're in good luck because this time It's Billy Mays telling you about him!
Don't you hate it when the guy who messages you doesn't have a job or isn't educated, well Good News! Matt went to college and is working as a software developer for a government contractor.
I know you must hate this too, because I do, but when a guy messages me on another dating site and doesn't have a passion about anything I just say Bleh and don't even respond. But Not Here! This guy LOVES Powerlifting and that keeps him in excellent shape**
What's better then a guy who knows how to cook? NOTHING! Well this guy is excellent on the grill and somewhat competent inside the rest of the kitchen! What more could you ask for?
But don't just take my word for it, here's what other's have to say!
"He's real good at hugging and snuggling and somewhat at ****ing."
-A possibly satisfied girl
A Ringing endorsement indeed!
"He's probably not as bad as Hitler"
Wow, if you aren't sold, then I don't know what you could possibly want!
You get it all, Educated, Employed, Good Looking***, passionate, and can cook! This special won't last long, so message today!
** Kind of fat
***Seriously depends on your definition of 'Good'