I'm a social studies teacher. I love sports and the beach. I dabble in saving the world. Don't have an accent of a New Yorker. If you're interested shoot me a line.
"You can't be common, the common man goes nowhere; you have to be uncommon."
You pick me up in your mom's car, we get to the restaurant and you realize you don't have cash and they don't take Discover card. You want me to be your partner in crime but don't seem to notice that I'm not fit for a life of crime. You're tolerant, but you hate Republicans. You try way too hard to put the moves on me and then I go home, to my cat and remark to her that you look nothing like the pictures you stole of that male model/actor