***DISCLAIMER: if my photo of me taking a bathroom selfie, while making a duck-face and flexing is the one that prompted you to contact me, I'm definitely not your type. It was a joke implying that I'm blending in with the majority men on here. Lol..***
Hi! Just a simple & single guy (apparently truly single is becoming more rare) looking for some great conversation, chemistry and see what happens next. It's always best to establish friendship in the beginning, so the experts say.
I'm sometimes told that "I almost didn't respond to you because you looked like you would be a stereotypical (d.b.) body builder type that looks in the mirror all the time!" Please. I hate mirrors. I only look to shave. I don't need to check my hair throughout the day, so...Time with a mirror is boring and depressing to me. Lol. Anyone who knows a bodybuilder would know that I am far from that. I don't even remotely look like one.
I'm looking for what most people are looking for- Chemistry, and getting to know someone that I can be addicted to being around. I can hold a fairly intellectual conversation. I think? It's been awhile. I appreciate the same. I'm not in a mad rush, but I would like to put a stop to all the bad first dates. Lol.
My relationship with God is important to me. This is often confused with being someone who is hypocritical are judgmental. Definitely not the case here. I'm just as much of a screw-up as anyone else. Ha! My relationship with God would best be described as a piss poor, self-centered son who talks to his father maybe once a month.
I'm into motorcycles, though I sold them all recently. I enjoy trying to keep in shape, movies, patios, good food... I'm a bit of a technology nerd, but I also have a rather rustic side. I love laying around on Sundays and watching movies all day with the fireplace on in the winter (gas, not real wood- just in case that's a deal breaker). I'm really kinda simple and easy going (boring? Lol). I'm sure there's other things I like that I'm not thinking of.
How about you?
I will give one example of what not to do on a date... I had a woman request to go to a mexican restaraunt because she liked the hot cheese dip and had a hankerin for it I reckon. I went to have some and she slapped my hand in to the scolding hot, magma-like concoction... I could barely maintain my composure due to the pain of what I think soaking my hand in gasoline and lighting it feels like... Then later that night, she thought it was funny to show me how long and loud her flatulance is. Serious redneck issues. I am not at all making this up. One of them was actually directed at me. It was the worst date ever. And come to find out her father was spying on us the whole time, monitoring the situation. Good thing didnt smack her head into the cheese, which was my first thought. haha. kidding.