Sobre Mim
I'm a workaholic. I draw. I love anime and all things japanese. I like going on adventures, indoor or outdoor. I also like pretending I'm a sloth. It'm silly, bubbly, sarcastic and my humor can be a little......unique. Music is the window to other worlds.
I put "wants a relationship" but let's be real here I'm a girl, and worse I've been out of the game a few millennial so I don't actually know what I want.
If your profile photo is grainy, too close to your face, awkwardly angled and generally creepy I'm not going to answer you.
I'm a super nice person and I love word play but I find sexting redundant.
Sometimes I unintentionally flaunt the breadth if my vocabulary. Please don't ask me to dumb it down, go get a dictionary.
My booty don't do calls, no matter how much you praise it.
I'm probably the dorkiest person you'll ever not regret meeting. Maybe. Well I'm dorky anyway.
I go head to head with 1200+ lb animals daily, and almost always win. This doesn't mean you can't hurt me.
FUpenquin.com makes me laugh, it will make you laugh too trust me. You'll thank me later haha.