I am a sweet, well adjusted stable woman with a greater than fair amount of kink in my heart. ;)
I dig on trying new and different things as often as I can.
Just want a nice life, peace and quiet, minimal bs and even less drama - unless it's someone elses drama then I will watch all day!
ANR anyone? ;)
I have an excellent job!
I can't believe I actually get paid for the work I do!
I am an Absinthe connoisseur.
I will only dance with the green fairy from Switzerland! ;)
I have a 6 month old Saluki.
At 5'10" I'm Rubenesque with nice long legs.
I joined a gym and I go 5 days a week.
I am a total b**** when I'm sweaty so no I do not want to go to the gym with you.
I'm trying to learn how to golf. TRYING...;)
It's not as easy as it looks, is it?
I don't like conflict, arguing and discord.
I will go out of my way to avoid these things.
Basically I just go along with things-within reason!
Not a lot bothers me for too long.
It takes a lot to shock or offend me.
Nothing really even pisses me off.
Please do not contact me if you are young enough to be my son.
I am not the cougar type and I do not want to be your mommy!
No age is NOT just a number!
Stop interrupting son, you will NOT talk me into ANYTHING if you are under 45.
My children are all grown adults. I did my time.
I am looking forward to a future WITHOUT very young or small children.
However...I dig grandchildren! Mine, yours, whose ever!
They are our reward for a job well done as parents!
I am extremely bright and don't have a lot of patience for...
beating around the bush
people who lack integrity
or people who use words like always, never and forever
and men who are married BUT separated, only together because of the kids, finances or whatever.
Run that drag elsewhere please.
People who want to trample on the constitution irritate the hell out of me though.
***k gun control...a good guy/gal with a gun beats 911 any day of the week!
I am very disappointed with obama.
I feel he is an embarrassment and has made our great country into an international laughingstock.
I feel he is a complete idiot and was only elected because he is black.
I mean come on...you know he is the spoon hiding out in the knife drawer when...RUSSIA becomes the voice of REASON!
RUSSIA?! Warmongering KINGS of the world Russia...now telling US how to behave to keep the peace?!
You have to KNOW Ronald Reagan is doing BACK FLIPS in his grave right now!
No I am not a registered Republican but I sure didn't vote Democrat this past election!
Can somebody tell me...why are our troops still in the Middle East?
Oil? F*** oil! Is it worth our blood? Really?
Bring those men and women home!
And THANK THEM when they get here!
I'm not looking for a one night stand or FWB or any NSA crap so save your breath.
I won't f**k you or engage in ANY KIND of sexual activity with you the first time we meet either so don't ask me to...
...I will have to be mean and hurt your feelings.
Probably even scar your psyche.
Same with chicks. Nothing wrong with same gender sex/love...just not my thing. So stop it. Please.
What's up with all this poly marriage/relationship BS?
Does your wife/partner KNOW this is the type of relationship she is in? I'm thinking she probably doesn't.
So yeah...count me out there as well please.
Say it with me...MONOGAMOUS.
Sarcasm is NOT attractive...it really isn't.
However a sense of humor, compassion, tolerance and patience are incredibly magnetic to me.
Men who are on good terms with their exes and close to their families are very attractive as well!
Please PLEASE don't wear make up!
Yes a guy wearing more make up than most broads just messaged me.
Don't message me if you do...even I have a weirdness bar and that would not clear it!
Wearing women's panties...yes. Wearing makeup...no!
...please don't contact me if all you wanna do is talk about sex or ask about my anatomy and could you see it...this is the 21st century there is an entire Internet full of free porn for that kind of thing!
Thank you so much! :)
No one has my permission at any time to use my profile whole or in part or my pictures or images for anything at anytime on any site this site include.
If you or anybody does I will get a lawyer and bring down legal ramifications like God brought down the locusts on Pharoah.
Got it? Good.