"I tell you, the more I think, the more I feel that there is nothing more truly artistic than to love people." - Vincent Van Gogh
I'm 6'5", blonde hair, blue eyes, introspective, creative, and I've always wanted to see if I could get away with joining the Mile High Club during a busy, daytime flight by pretending to be retarded while a female "caretaker" has to "assist me" going to the bathroom. A lot of girls like me only because of my looks (I played basketball in college) and because I am too much of a p u s s y to just tell them off, I pretend like I am interested in their superficial lives.
In reality, I am addicted to self-improvement in every form, I want to understand how and why everything works, and I read textbooks on my own time. I like to sing along to Taylor Swift in my car, I love cuddling and taking naps in the afternoon, and I love connecting emotionally. *preteen girl voice* If you wanna know anything else about me just ask [insert heart icons that I have no idea how to make]
After a hard day at work, I punish my brain for thinking too hard by watching Bachelor Pad.
I'm the Operations Director for a non-profit organization, I work security at nightclubs and I run two small online businesses and work at a winery in my free time.
Most nights, I stay up late and ponder the deep and meaningful things in life. Like, "Do I own the cat, or does the cat own me?"
I also like to go to the gym. It's not my goal to bench press a Buick or anything like that (although if I could I'd be out in the street meeting women that way instead of on this website), but I like to stay in shape.
I like doing adventurous things. To me, that means going on a road trip with no specific plan in mind or trying out new places to go around town. I like spending afternoons out in the woods getting ridiculously large bug bites and obnoxious amounts of poison oak and I like camping.
I'm looking for a companion. A friendship that can become more at the right time. I'll love you because you are strong, hold you because I want to be close to what you are and look in your eyes because they remind me that not everything in this world is evil, that truth and beauty have a cost but not a price.
I'm really good at:
Rescuing houseplants from my mother. Holding eye contact. Making people laugh at the worst possible moment. Cooking. Putting those little stickers from apples on people's sweaters.
Pillow fights. Making blanket tents.
Message Me If:
You are outgoing, edgy, funny, and intelligent.
You are sarcastic yet modest with a touch of sensuality.
If you go out on the town at least once in a while (but not to grind on random Guido's middle leg), aren't above staying in and watching trashy reality TV, and have (or are pursuing) a college degree or something else of meaning, we probably won't hate each other.
Unless you're really weird or creepy or something.
NERF GUN WAR
If you are hilarious, spontaneous, snort when you laugh, have perfect teeth, and smell nice. I'll marry you.
“When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman.”
If you quote Marilyn Monroe in your profile you most likely shouldn't bother messaging me.
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