-My kid is my life.
-I enjoy a round of Call of Duty. I used to have a pretty decent KDR, before I had a kid.
-I like road trips and pretending to run inside of the car because it looks like you're running at an incredible speed.
-I quote movies.
-I sing loudly in the car. I sing karaoke sometimes, and have been asked to do karaoke contests, but I have stage fright. I have to psych myself up to get on stage.
-I'm not really into the whole bar scene, but every now and then I like to go with friends and have a white russian.
-I will do anything for love, but I won't do that.
-I keep a list of life goals that I'd like to have finished before I die. Here's one of the things on my list: Take a road trip that involves stopping to see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota.
-I am a nerd.
Destroying the status quo, because the status is not quo.
p.s. bro f.ags with raised trucks who listen to Creed, Nickelback, or ICP need not apply. If you dig Ed Hardy shirts, I do not dig you.