| About | Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type | City | Port Alberni British Columbia | |
| Details | 40 year old Woman, 5' 0" (152 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Sagittarius with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Man | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | View her chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Does not want children | |
| Marital Status | Separated | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Hazel | |
| Profession | Artist/Wage Slave | Do you have children? | Yes | |
| Education | High School | Do you have a car? | No |
Relationship
Intent Im Trouble wants to date but nothing serious. |
Relationship History The longest relationship Im Trouble has been in was over 10 years long. |
Interests
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About Me
Most regard me as unusual, eccentric, weird... and a hoot and a half. I loathe liars and reject the norms of society. I love attention, speaking my mind (what there is of it, anyway), those with the courage to be themselves, and intellectual stimulus. I do have a day job, but by night I play with fire and molten glass, and am in love with the primal nature of the medium. The muse can be elusive, but I find inspiration in unusual places-- a blade of grass, the glow of the full moon, a nun sliding down the ice on her ass.
I'm not into UFC, quads, camping, fishing, hunting, hiking, or televised sports; if you work the phrase "rat's ass" into it, that would be the correct sentiment. I can appreciate nature, from a distance; I have seen UfC, camped (as in roughing it), fished, hiked etc. it's just not my thang. For the right person I suppose I might give the Little House on the Prairie gig a try, but quid pro quo, baby. We'd have to trade off and do something that I enjoy too. I would, however, like to learn to ski and use a handgun... not necessarily in conjunction but you never know lol
A note regarding the 'few extra pounds' thing... I'm not circus fat, but there's definitely stuff going on there. It isn't a problem for me. If it's a problem for you, moooooove on.
I don't appreciate having to dumb myself down. A PhD isn't necessary, but you should be able to spell it.
I groove on skill. Whether you can play guitar, build furniture out of shopping carts, or spit into the air and catch it in your mouth. Skill, baby!
I do love original turns of phrase, zombie kittens... anything that licks my brain.
My hope is to find a guy who 'gets' me. Someone who will hold my hand when I'm frightened and hold my hair when I'm ill. Who isn't afraid to put on flippers and sit at a cafe with utter nonchalance. Who will also spend time in grocery stores looking through Windex bottles, marveling at the pretty color. Who is interested in life with a little more flavor.
A post script re: pof
Judgmental as this seems, there are a few common behaviors on here that gross me out: people who lie about their age (you're a hundred, get over it), list 'massage' as one of their interests (ew... unless its therapeutic which it almost never is), claim to be looking for dating or a relationship but start with the sex talk right out if the gate, or send unsolicited pictures of their genitalia. My least favorite message? 'Hey sexy'. Does this stuff actually work?
Best of luck to you all, hope you find what you're looking for!
I'm not into UFC, quads, camping, fishing, hunting, hiking, or televised sports; if you work the phrase "rat's ass" into it, that would be the correct sentiment. I can appreciate nature, from a distance; I have seen UfC, camped (as in roughing it), fished, hiked etc. it's just not my thang. For the right person I suppose I might give the Little House on the Prairie gig a try, but quid pro quo, baby. We'd have to trade off and do something that I enjoy too. I would, however, like to learn to ski and use a handgun... not necessarily in conjunction but you never know lol
A note regarding the 'few extra pounds' thing... I'm not circus fat, but there's definitely stuff going on there. It isn't a problem for me. If it's a problem for you, moooooove on.
I don't appreciate having to dumb myself down. A PhD isn't necessary, but you should be able to spell it.
I groove on skill. Whether you can play guitar, build furniture out of shopping carts, or spit into the air and catch it in your mouth. Skill, baby!
I do love original turns of phrase, zombie kittens... anything that licks my brain.
My hope is to find a guy who 'gets' me. Someone who will hold my hand when I'm frightened and hold my hair when I'm ill. Who isn't afraid to put on flippers and sit at a cafe with utter nonchalance. Who will also spend time in grocery stores looking through Windex bottles, marveling at the pretty color. Who is interested in life with a little more flavor.
A post script re: pof
Judgmental as this seems, there are a few common behaviors on here that gross me out: people who lie about their age (you're a hundred, get over it), list 'massage' as one of their interests (ew... unless its therapeutic which it almost never is), claim to be looking for dating or a relationship but start with the sex talk right out if the gate, or send unsolicited pictures of their genitalia. My least favorite message? 'Hey sexy'. Does this stuff actually work?
Best of luck to you all, hope you find what you're looking for!
First Date
Shave our heads and join a cult. Drink a little Kool-Aid.
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