Update in a happy relationship. Would like to meet some like minded females to hang out with. If your cool and like the same sorta stuff that I do :) And have low drama and all that jazz. Hit me up.
Hello Everyone, My name should be MISS SARCASM. I have a great sense of humor and love to joke around. Laughter to me is the best medicine. I prefer to be surrounded by like minded people. Meaning people who have open minds, think outside the box, are curious and not afraid to question things, not afraid to be themselves, of course open and honest, have low drama, have a job, and aren't looking to change or control people, no game players.
Just a few things I like....Wine, Italian, Cuban, Thai Food YUM! Dining, shopping, gardening, people watching, comedy, pizza, laughing, joking, my adorable pets, family, friend's, netflix rocks, music, rock and roll, rap, classic rock, metal, Blues, Rock Rock. Yes I did say rap! Deal with it! I love the night time. Zombies and True Blood type vampires. Scary movies are awesome. Off road adventures are always fun. Being by water is always nice. Men who cook.
Dislikes. Ignorance, stupidity, religion, arrogance, jealousy, games, drugs, people who don't like or respect animals. Most sports bore me to tears. Thought I would add some dislikes. Since I keep getting recommended some of the above listed.
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This email made me about fall out of my seat lmao!::::::::::
Hey there, I read your profile and think we have a lot in common, I work hard, I cook, and I can fix things. I'm not married, love sarcasm and speak it fluently. I want a woman who can appreciate that I will throw someone in front of the zombie masses to save her, and I don't have 90% of the bullsh*tdrama that comes from other guys on this site. My nuts have dropped, and in no way do I have a feminine side, so I can make decisions and you won't find me trying on your panties. If I am someone you think you can handle, drop a line.