DISCLAIMER: This profile is best read with Nicolas Cage's voice.
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Well, everyone else opens their profile with "I am really bad at this but..." so I guess I'm the exception.
Anyway, my tale begins somewhere in the Midwest, although my driver's license says Nevada for some reason, and I have a bad habit of being everywhere. I might have been in Phoenix or Dallas one day and in Boston or Chicago the next...maybe I was in Omaha one day, too, who knows?
I could say that I'm easygoing, endearingly eccentric, refreshingly cynical, hopelessly sarcastic, and the craziest/funniest person you'll ever know, but nearly everyone says that...and I'm no exception, I guess...except I was told this by a psychiatrist, so I suppose that makes it more official.
I am a paradox. Humorous yet serious. Reserved yet gregarious. Absent-minded yet aware. Superficial yet deep. But almost always wily. My words are chosen carefully, and expressed efficiently. Everything I do is done with a purpose in mind, even when I am not always conscious of the purpose.
In my spare time, I enjoy watching movies, going to movies, playing video games, building my computer, designing roller coasters, driving aimlessly, and sometimes professionally.
A lifelong movie buff, I am fascinated by cinema as both an art and science. I am partial to every orgasmic, self-indulgent CGI special effects extravaganza in existence. I might also like comedies if there was conclusive evidence that they existed.
***EDIT: "Deadpool" was hilarious.***
As for dramas, what's the point? Why see it on a screen when you could experience and even cause it in everyday life?
I'm not gonna tell you what my favorite movies are because I might spoil all the fun, and some of the boredom.
Black metal, Viking metal, and especially the symphonic variety of both, industrial and industrialized metal, aggrotech, and '80s pop are but few of my favorite genres. But really, I have a taste for a variety of musical genres; I don't really care if something is popular or not, and I'm not a fan of any particular band beyond the songs I like; if it sounds good then it is good. I can safely admit, however, I do indeed hate Justin Bieber, although her mom is hot.
Let's see, I'm getting bored of talking about myself...oh, who am I kidding? No, I'm not! But I'm typing this while I'm driving and there's a cop up ahead...so send me a message if you'd like to know more and I might respond.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Meeting in a dark alley in Detroit or some abandoned house in the middle of nowhere would be ideal, but if you think it's too soon to be doing all that crazy stuff, then public places where other people talk, such as the movies, could work, or a casual restaurant or coffee shop, like McDonald's.