Evil genius is looking for someone to be by my side as I take over the world. I currently have one minion that doesn't do much for my evil plans, but he makes me feel better. Qualifications you must possess to be considered for the vacant position include but not limited to:
Intelligent - I need someone to help develop my evil plans.
Adventurous - World domination means I will have to travel so people everywhere can worship me. I have 2 conquest weekends scheduled. If may be possible for you to help take over those areas if you sign up soon.
Independent - If assigned a task, you need to be able to complete it on your own. I don't micromanage.
Curious - You have to want to learn some strange things.
Handy - Do you know how to fix things? Once the time machine is operational we may get stranded if the machine breaks.
Ingenuity - How out of the sphere can you get?
Not required but extra points for:
Independently wealthy - World domination isn't cheap.
Knowing the difference between an IPA and a lambic.
Being able to get into alternate realities while manipulating people and things to do your will to achieve a desired goal.
People with half clones may be considered. Although making some more half clones is probably on the evil agenda.
If you feel you would be interested in joining the empire, please send a resume with a list of references. Be sure to act quickly as this position may get taken quickly.