It's true. I did shag rebounds for Huey Lewis. Yes, I am awesome. And then there was that time I was semi-famous when I was in college I set the world's record for longest keg stand. But I've since retired from competitive drinking. Don't get me wrong, I still like a glass of beer now and then, but there are more things to occupy my interest these days. Interests such as writing, watching classic movies (Anything with Cary Grant or Audrey Hepburn), baseball (go Phillies) and anything that will make me or someone else laugh. Hijinks and hilarity are a great way to get through life.
Well, I always say a trip to the zoo is the greatest first date you could possibly have. Why? Because giraffes are funny. Seriously. I mean seriously funny. But really, zoos are great because they serve to diminish or eliminate first date apprehensions. Go zoos!