Age: 38
sarcastic_smileygirl: New, improved! Bursting w/fruit flavors!
Non-smoker with A Few Extra Pounds
Long beach, California
37 year old Woman, 5' 7" (170cm), Non-Religious
Caucasian Taurus with Red hair
Bachelors degree
Pond Shoe Wh0re


I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship

About Me
My profile used to be full of wittiness and charm but....I decided that was just too exciting.

I'm not sure what I'm looking for on here, and I don't have the answer to the meaning of life either, so you're going to have to look elsewhere for that. What I do know is that I am quite entertaining, mellow, laid back, and I know how to have fun. I love hockey and football, old punk music, shoes, art, coffee, acting like a spaz sometimes, and hanging out with my friends. I have a vast variety of likes, and dislikes-I suppose that makes me pretty versatile, or maybe just normal, I don't know.

Shallow, lazy, close-minded, those who lack self-esteem, and boring people, make me agro.

I like people who make me laugh-laughing is good for the soul. I spend about 90% of my waking hours either laughing, or with some form of smile on my face. Sometimes it's because of the evil things I am thinking *insert maniacal laughter*, but mostly it's because I am a happy kinda gal.

Just a couple of insights :
Emo, and trendy people annoy me.
I read, and write in a fairly decent representation of the English language so no, I will not "holla back" at you.
If you think any television show on MTV is an accurate depiction of "reality", please go get sterilized. Thank you-drive thru.

First Date
The word "date" always implies so much pressure. Why not just get together and hang out? Take a walk in the park, go for a bike ride, knock over a 7-11, whatever.

Please, please try something vaguely original. I mean sharing oxygen with another human is so overrated.

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Testimonials from sarcastic_smileygirl's favorites list
One sexilicious lady. SSG is as brilliant as she is beautiful. She has a heart like no other. And her wit... yeouch! That will cut you without you even realizing it. LOL! She is truly a magnificent woman, inside and out. Now if only I could close the distance between us. ;) *wub*

Miss WSSG is one of the wittiest people in the pond. She is one hell of a lot of fun, smart as a whip, and tells it like it is! She is one of my idols as I wish that I had it going on as much as she does when I was her age. She can wield one nasty shank and will not hesitate to use it if you are a numb-nutted-nincompoop, or heaven help you… a whiner. She carries it for she has fabulous taste in foot wear and does not wish to ruin the heels to smack the daylights out of any fukctard™ who may cross her path and annoy her. Mwah! Love, W.

SSG is the absolute bomb, careful how you handle her or she might just go off! ::grins happily:: Hey, I made a funny! She has seriously impressed me, her integrity and straight forward attitude is a completely refreshing thing to be around, couple that with amazing wit and a rapier tongue and.. oh, hold it, that doesn't sound right... Rapier with and amazing tongue? Dang, I surrender... she is just very cool...

This woman is my sole mate. We share a spiritual bond through shoes. The shoes never lie. It's hard work being this clever, witty, charming and cute all at the same time, but she makes it look easy. If you want a woman of substance, this is the best place to start and finish. She is very intelligent and brings new and improved, value added sarcasm to the table. If you read this and pass this profile by, you are a complete moron. Nothing personal.

Sarcastic, smiling, and she has a BRAIN! If I wasn't too old for her, you'd be out of luck since I'd be pursuing this one with no mercy. Guys, if you're good enough, go after her because it's too late!