New pics uploaded July 13th 2012...my hair changes from brown to red to blonde...right now it's brown ;)
Don't be scared; I'm only tough on the outside; on the inside I'm all sweet and squishy, like a burnt marshmallow..have had my heart broken more than once, but I'm not giving up;I have a lot to offer, and I know there's someone out there for me...I just moved back home after spending 20 years in Wisconsin...it's GREAT to be back, but a lot of my old friends have lost their damn minds to meth...I don't like that. At ALL. I have a pretty Effed up sense of humor; I don't really want to steal a car...
I own a sewing machine AND know how to use it.
I cut my own grass and used to clear my own snow. I'm back in Texas now, so snow is a non-issue...
I fancy myself a writer.
I'm sarcastic and usually offensive, but I don't ACT like a****
I'm sensitive and sweet and would give you the shirt off my back.
Goals? To not meet anymore weirdos or settle for anything less than I really want.
And yes, I CAN be picky; just because I'm on a dating site doesn't mean I'm desperate; I like me and surround myself with awesome people as much as possible, and I'm pretty sure there are some awesome people here that I'd love to meet.
I'm a smoker; nasty habit, I know, but I'll quit when I want, not for you or because of you.
About the drug thing, I used to smoke a LOT of pot, I still do, but I used to, too ;)...but needed to point out that I HATE tweekers.
I'm into younger men; they seem to wanna do the same kindsa stuff I do; I'm not into flea markets, crap fairs or rummage sales. Yuck.
I was readin my relationship needs, and it says I'm looking for someone to be my sexual submissive; NOT true; I want a guy who can pick me up n throw me around n pull my hair...
I won't talk politics with you, and I won't talk religion with you; I will, however burn a big fattie with you and discuss if the Hokey Pokey REALLY IS what it's all about..
I've reigned in on the drinkin. Still hangin out at the bar n stuff, just can't take the hangovers very often...
I won't ask you what are you thinking (cause I don't care) and I won't ask you if this dress makes me look fat, cause, umm, well, I don't wear dresses, and I DON'T CARE...I have a couple of pairs of shoes, but the only labels you'll find on em say Adidas, Doc Marten and Ugg....oh, and flip flops; love me some flip flops ;)just gotta pair of cowboy boots since I'm back in Texas and LOVE to wear em with the shortest shorts I can get away with.
Most of my friends are guys;my brother-in-law and his friends are the coolest buncha cowboys ever, n I relate to them WAY more than the girls.. I have had way too many guys say that's great, then when we start going out, it's not so great anymore...I don't sleep with these guys, and if you meet them you will see why..
Please have your own friends, cause I can't entertain you constantly, and it irritates me to have a guy stuck up my butt ALL the time.
And yeah, some people on here SHOULD just go ahead and DRINK the GASOLINE; drink it drink it drink it...
Guys that say, cute, comfy, or use their fingers to make those quotation marks in the air deserve to be shot...in the ass...with a paintball gun....repeatedly
No, I don't want to marry you. I'll go out with you, maybe even sleep with you, but I don't want to live with you and I certainly DON'T WANT TO MARRY YOU..
Love and adore guys with long hair...fly your freak flag proudly, my friend...but, I love cowboys too...after all I AM in Texas again..n this is important, I LIKE WHITE GUYS...ONLY white guys..
My nose is pierced, my tongue is pierced n I have a tiny monroe piercing, just got my lip pierced a few months ago too; 10 tattoos (none of em on my forehead, nor any strange men's names), and am apt to get new stuff at any moment...this can't be a problem for you, or you won't like me much and...I won't care...
And finally, if you're looking for "that special someone to be your soulmate" don't pick me. I'm pretty sure you have to actually be in posession of a soul for that to work, and I'm not really sure that I qualify...could you find my soul?
Oh and that guy is NOT 5'11" - 5'9" maybe and that is stretchin it by about 2"...
So, about me? I'm a tatted up, pierced up, cowboy boot wearin, mother and grandmother; I wear my heart on my sleeve but can change the radiator in your truck; I love rock and roll and OLD country, rodeos and mosh pits too..why am I single? last guy said I was "too much" for him and he "couldn't keep up"...whatever THAT means.
You could pick something; I'd like that even better, as long as it's not a flea market, rummage sale or crap fair.
Outside, is a good place for me, as I tend to break sh*t if I stay cooped up too long; not on purpose, I'm just kinda clumsy and can't sit still. I have a good friend that is a retired Army Ranger; he's taught me a lot about home made explosives, so maybe we could go WAY out in the woods somewhere and just blow some sh*t up (some place where we wouldn't get caught, I'm not interested in going to jail, I'm fun but I ain't THAT kind of fun)...
So, if you made it thru all that & you STILL wanna look me up, you can't say I didn't warn you. I'm a handful, for sure, but in a good way, I think. My cup is always half full, and if not, there's a liquor store right around the corner.
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