Hmm what to say..
Not too serious on here but..
I party like its 1999. Every day is my lucky day. My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. I bat 400. I believe in the Bills. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. I make girls do naked laps in pong all the time. I’m a great hugger and a world class cuddler. I consistently beat Chuck Norris in arm-wrestling. I shower daily. I bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. Moms love me and children want to be me. I ran a four minute mile with a girl on my shoulders. You name it and I'll do it with you. Learning something new is always exciting ;)
I eat soup, I’m a go-getter. I sleep once a day. I'm a certified master sex therapist. If you message me all your student loans will be magically forgiven. Oh, and I can fly! Basically...I rock
I'm 24, have a real job, college degree and have my stuff together.
Hit me up sometime!
Im looking for a cool down to earth girl to chill with and see where it goes.
Any questions ask me