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Surrealxistance The Turtle: ninja turtle that is
About Non-Smoker with Athletic body type City edmonton Alberta
Details 31 year old Man, 5' 10" (178 cm), Christian - other Ethnicity Caucasian Taurus with Black hair


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I am Seeking a Woman For Friends
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Not Single/Not Looking Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Hazel
Profession pipefitter Do you have children? No
Education Some college Do you have a car? Yes


Relationship

Intent Surrealxistance isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.

Relationship History The longest relationship Surrealxistance has been in was over 7 years long.

Interests
 
paintballclubsmovies
catch wrestlingjujitsumma
UFCNinjasreading
Subarutattoospiercings
housetechnodance valley

About Me
Holy wow 3 weeks without the internet was tough lol

Yes im taken, and no im not on here looking to replace her. Im just a friendly guy who likes to chat and if friendship comes out of it great. She knows im on line and has no problem with it, its a trust thing and im worthy of it. So if your looking to chat that's great but i wont be changing or leaving her for anyone.

Despite being shy i've made some really great friends from this site, can never have to many good friends in my opinion.

I like to just chill and do nothing, hang out oustide with a book and work on my tan, watch movies, go for a walk in the river valley etc.. But i'm not adverse to getting out and doing stuff either.


Famous for my long awkward pauses lol although i've found that one way to find out if your comfortable with someone... they arent all that awkward if your comfortable


Ummm wow so the white suit pic was taken at an 80's party i normally dont break out my miami vice outfit for just anything or anyone... lol and only special peeps get the short shorts.. dont ask lol

I think its hilarious how people judge other people on the number of people on their favs lists..... hahaha i cant speak for anyone else.. but in my case its because i've been online a long time (12 years.... yes i admit it i'm a super geek) and in that time ive chatted with a lot of people from all over the world. So yeah i guess its a crime to be friendly and talk to lots of people.

Biggest pet peeves are being stood up......grrrr and people who drive slow in the fast lane and dont move out of your way even when there is lots of room for them too. People who put up pics with multiple people in them and dont identify themselves... enough ranting lol



Traveling is too fun.. cant wait to see where i go this winter, thinking dominican again or maybe cuba. ok so that was an amazing trip to Holland... ouch hard to party every nite till 4 am though. i think i need a holiday from my holiday

Factoid i dont lie at all so sometimes u might get an answer u didnt want to hear. i've been told i have no brain mouth filter and can be a lil blunt. so in an endeavor to curb this i've developed a habit that seems to annoy people just as much... i'll stop after i start to say something i realize they wont want to hear... and then they pester me to continue and finish the thought.

Ok yeah i wanna be bit by a Transformer so i can turn into TransformerMan... absolutely loved that movie lol

Nothing personal but i hate the IM on here

***Party like a rock Star, **** live like a porn Star, Drink like a bar Star, Play like an all Star, Be a super Star***




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