x143x: i know .. are you willing?
About
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
Live carteret/work trenton, New Jersey
Details
41 year old Man, 6' 1" (185cm), Other Religion
Ethnicity
Caucasian Capricorn with No hair
Intent
x143x Actively seeking a relationship
Education
Some university
Personality
Profession
Corrections Sgt (Prison)


dating
november 2010 the scruff returns haha lol






I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 10 years


Interests

About Me
"Romantics are only hopeless to those who aren't romantic"

Some people have remarked that they were surprised after talking to me because they assumed I would have a big ego or chip on my shoulder .. Is it me or does that truly reflect in this profile? This is my attempt at humor .. being funny .. its not a power trip .. nothing can be further from the truth about me .. so please read this with your funny glasses on if not you can borrow mine lol

I can't promise you that I'm the man if your dreams cause you know .. not everyone knows I exist lol seriously though I can promise that, if you have a sense of humor and you read it all, you will at least have a good laugh at my expense

Enjoy :)

EDIT The baby in the pic isn't mine but God if I had a daughter Id love for her to be as amazingly adorable as she is .. she's my cousins baby taken on New Years Day 2010 .. shes gonna be my lil surfer girl lol

First Id like to say .. that I tried to keep this "About me" as honestly "me" as I could .. I believe it will tell a lil about the person you would get to know if you choose to do so .. to me there is nothing worse than reading a profile .. enjoying it .. but then once you get to know the person a little you wind up asking yourself WHERE THE HELL IS THAT PERSON THEY DESCRIBED

ok In the honor of David Letterman let us start here with my version if the top ten reasons to go on a date with me
10 I bathe
9 I took my Drivers test in English
8 I can spell Antidisestablishmentarianism
7 I have no idea what Sea Wax is
6 I can make homemade Perogies
5 You cant braid my eye brows and I have two not just one
4 My boxers are all streak free
3 I don't take any antidepressants or mood enhancing drugs
2 I don't take longer than you to get ready
and the top 10 reason to go on a date with me
1 I flush AND put the seat down

Now hopefully you see my humor so the rest, although admittedly sarcastic, is also intended to be purely funny .. Apparently some are taking "this" as me being bitter or angry .. totally not the case .. I just enjoy laughing and who better to laugh at than oneself .. Life is a joy .. enjoy it (some important said that I think)

if your someone who presents a initial level of emotional security that welts in the presence of actual depth then go away or Ill will hack your profile and upload that grammar school photo of you that hate because your parents dressed you in the most crazy outfit

If your someone who says they want an honest and open man but when they actually meet one they take that BIG STEP BACK .. then go away or I will call the IRS and tell them you earned 20K more than you stated you earned due to tips made in your private escort service

If your someone who desires that romantic man who isn't afraid to show affection .. if your someone who screams WHERE ARE THE REAL MEN but seem to always date the****who cheats or treats them like a piece of meat .. then go away or I will replace all your underwear with granie panties sprinkled with itching powder

HOWEVER If your looking for a man .. who is a man .. who isn't afraid to NOT act macho 24/7 .. who enjoys The Notebook and Sleepless in Seattle as much as he likes Rambo and Ironman .. A man who will send you a random txt saying hey how are you I miss you just wanted to say I was thinking about you .. A man who will be strong when he needs to but wont walk around like he needs to prove it to ANYONE .. Then by all means .. Message me .. talk to me .. throw a soda can at my head and get my attention .. cause Lord knows I been searching for someone who understands life and love is about the little things .. Vacations and gifts are nice but vacations end and presents lose their gleam over time .. what's left are the tiny little everyday things that make you feel wanted, needed, appreciated and cared about .. (and yes I wrote that) lol

oh and If we go on a date and have a great time I'm not going to wait to call you for three days .. I'm calling or txting your azz on the way home lol

I'm not shady so I wanted to stress STRESS my Birthday is not correct on here and Ive tried to change it but the site says you can't after 2 weeks .. and as well Im a Libra not a Capricorn


I guess I should mention what I'm interested in .. I DO NOT enjoy dating a bunch of people .. its not wrong but its not me .. I am hoping to find one person I am interested in and go slowly and get to know them .. I believe in going slow as long as there is an interest and a direction .. if not I tend to lose interest and move on .. I guess I enjoy feeling that someone wants to talk to me and wants to get to know me

I try to eat healthy .. I'm not a muscle head and I do enjoy my pizza now and then but for the most part I try and watch my carb intake .. I am attracted to all types of females .. from thin to thick .. I will be honest i don't really find heavy girls attractive .. but there IS a difference between heavy and thick/curvy .. I like thick/curvy as well as thin/athletic .. I hope that doesn't make me sound shallow im just honest and I think everyone has their type so if you think its shallow your just not being honest with people and yourself .. Attraction is important in a relationship but its only a small part of whats needed for one to work and be special .. and dammit I deserve special lol

First Date
anything as long as you laugh .. talk and be openly honest .. someplace not loud where we can talk without screaming .. Ive found crazy off the wall doing things you dont normally do dates are fun because of what you are doing and not who your with .. id rather find out if i enjoy the person and then the crazy off the wall dates will mean even more

New edit: I've realized that meeting people thru a site like this tends to create a sense of pressure when you meet and start to get to know them .. If you met someone in your daily life there isn't that "is this someone I can date or want to spend time with" way of thinking .. You can get to know them without that focus and pressure of looking into the future .. On here I think most people tend to over think and not allow themselves to truly get to know the person as a person .. Instead they have to withstand the scrutiny of unwarranted labels that would never be placed if that sole focus wasn't established .. So within that I offer me .. And by me I say don't get to know me by searching for imperfections and flaws .. I assure you they are there .. Instead look at me and as you get to know more I believe you well know for yourself who I am and what I am about .. And then you wouldn't need the following rambling attempt of mine to describe me, my humor and still keep it honest and real .. I'll leave it for now but perhaps I think I'm going to delete it .. Sooner rather than later


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