me1215
Age: 31
Long term
Hell0Kitty: \/vv\/ O.o \/vv\/
About
Smokes often with Thin body type
City
Help me, i am in hell...(aub), Alabama
Details
35 year old Woman, 5' 10" (178cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Caucasian Capricorn with Brown hair
Intent
Hell0Kitty Anything
Education
High School
Personality
Profession
Professionally-Challenged ;8`/







I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Yes (> 3/week) Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? Prefer not to say
Pets No Pets Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? N/A Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship



About Me
~~i'm stuck in this stupid~ass Hell-Pit...

*i'm bisexual... no, i really am...
-------->i don't just say that to turn guys on.
i honestly prefer 1 on 1 with other chix.
deal with it, you dirty old wrinkle-penised-perverts.

*i hate **HHAATTEE** NASCAR... & wrestling... & boxing... & hunting.

*i don't usually go for older guys.
-------->actually, i don't ever go for older guys...
but if you think you can impress me, & you're not balding, hairy, or fat, then try me.

*i don't like country music.
-------->i will throw myself out of a moving vehicle to avoid having to listen to it.

*i have:::
***16 earrings,
***4 facial piercings,
***3 body piercings.
-------->((but i've had close to 20, facial + body)),
***& 12 tatts ((soon to be 14))

*i love chinese & i judge a chinese restaraunt by their **HOT & SOUR SOUP**!!!
-------->((actually, i really dig soup~~> lotsa different kinds...
& ppl make fun of me 4 that sometimes...
PISS~OFF!))

*i have scars... more like "battle-wounds"... lots of them.

*i'm a cat person.
-------->cats are my familiars.

*i don't do long-distance relationships.

*i don't want to date anyone who would vote for Bush or is in the military.
-------->tough shit.

*i don't like body builders.
-------->too much machismo is *A HUGE TURN-OFF* to me.

*i travel a lot & don't mind being homeless...

*i love to drink
-------->liquor, beer, wine...
((but not rubbing alcohol--- i'm NOT Betty Ford))...

*i love to cook ((food, preferably... sometimes ppl...))

*i'm a certified bartender,
~a former body-piercer,
~a scribe,
~a photographer,
~a painter,
~a sculpter,
~a jewelry-maker,
~a Saggitarius,
~a Capricorn,
~a Horse,
~a gypsie,
~a freelance model,
~a mutt,
~a vamp,
~a quasi-hippy,
~a b*tch,
~an angel,
~a trooper,
~a tomboy,
& i'm just full of all kinds of other random quirks.

*i LOVE meat!!! i WON'T date a vegie-face or vegan.

*anyone who gets with me has to like surprises...
-------->not just recieving, but *giving* them, too!

*my favorite color is purple.

*my eyes change from blue to gray to green.

*i bite my nails.

*i like tall skinny men.

*fellow slackers & artists rock.

*i can't stand a "neat-freak" (d*mned OCD-faces).

*i cuss. A LOT.

*i'm very open-minded... especially about certain things.

*i'm thinking of starting my own religious sect...

*i love to **** w/ppl ((they're really fun to play w/sometimes))

*i don't have a car. but i do like to street-race...

*horseback riding is fun.

*i don't like rednecks, cowboys, hicks, or cow~polk (whatever the **** THAT is)
-------->tight jeans look really bad on dudes...
-------->so do hairy chests...
*boxers don't tho... especially w/a sag... & phat pants or skater shit.
*tattoos & piercings make me want to lick... especially on a nice smooth chest.
*dreadies & long hair kick ass too...
-------->i dreaded my own hair on easter sunday.

*dipping/chewing is the most unappealing trait in anybody on this planet...
-------->male or female.
-------->PERIOD.

*I've never been on a plane ((not cuz i'm scared to, but b/cuz i can't afford it))...

*i'm working ((SLOWLY)) on getting my A.F.A. in photography...
**SO YES, THAT MEANS I WILL ALWAYS BE AS BROKE AS I AM RIGHT NOW!!!
GET USED TO IT...I HAD TO...**

*i stay up late & sleep late.

*i'm NOT looking for a one-night-stand.
--------->i probably won't sleep with you on the first date.
if that's what you're about then you have two hands & know what to do with them.
--------->*MONOGAMY* is an awesome word. i respect it a lot. look it up.
if you look it up & it's not what you had in mind, then skip to someone else's page.

*i rarely wear make~up.

*i don't usually get along w/other chix...
-------->*MOST* of my friends are dudes.

*i wanna get off of this continent.
-------->i'll tell ya why if i feel that you might be on the same wave~length as me.

*i bruise really easily.

*i'm big into the English language, as well as properly used grammar...
-------->but i usually rebel against capitalization (in case you haven't noticed).

*i have REALLY long legs.

*i don't usually get into sports...
unless it's pool...
-------->then i'll play u *ALL NIGHT LONG*...


*hit me ^...
-------->do it *NOW*
((YOU KNOW YOU WANNA))

First Date
I'm pretty much down for whatever. Drink, smoke, chill w/pplz, hit up a rave or a club, go hot-tub-hopping, hide in the trees & throw things at cars, explore, watch a movie/TV, make fun of ppl, go on a road trip, steal street signs, go tagging, picnic in the cemetary at night, sleep, go to pet stores, check out thrift-shops or antique stores, study, play video games (or board games), crank-call ppl, take pix, eat, paint, hike, fish, camp, boat, rescue kittens from tall trees, talk smack... Ya'know, just whatever. And yeah, i put myself down for "dating" & "men", BUT if something cool & exclusive comes from this shit, whether it's with a *guy* OR with a *girl*, then so be it... It's not as if it wouldn't be welcomed either way, hahaha!



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