| About | Non-Smoker with Average body type | City | Calgary Alberta | |
| Details | 42 year old Woman, 5' 4" (163 cm), Christian - other | Ethnicity | Caucasian Pisces with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Man | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | View her chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Does not want children | |
| Marital Status | Divorced | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | Cat & Dog | Eye Color | Green | |
| Profession | Boy Ranker | Do you have children? | Yes | |
| Education | Associates degree | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent spoiledsambo wants to date but nothing serious. |
Relationship History The longest relationship spoiledsambo has been in was over 10 years long. |
About Me
Am I Interested.....? or Not!
Not interested -if you just scored meat from the dumpster behind Princess Auto and invite me for a bbq!
Not interested -if you qualify to appear on "Hoarders" or "Intervention"
Not interested -if you think fly fishing is the funnest thing we can do standing up
Not interested -if you'd ask our waitress for HER phone number
Not interested -if you're idea of an 'adventure' is crossing into North Korea.
Not interested -if you're a procrastinator, and I'll tell ya why.... later.
Not interested -if you've EVER been a contestant on WIPEOUT!!
Not interested -if you winch when I give you purple nurples.
Not interested -if you wear a white sequence glove on one hand on our first date.
Not interested -if you pronounce 'hello' "h'row".
Not interested -if your boobies jiggle more than mine!
Not interested -if you have ADHD not interested cuz I just might have ... oh look shiny stuff...
Not interested -if your favourite product is Proactive.
Not interested -if you repeatedly scratch your gonch.
Not interested -if your jeans are worn up 'round your nipples.
Not interested -if your name is Mohammad Mohammad Ali Bombmaker.
Not interested -if you were born prior to 1926 or after 1988...ugh!!
Not interested -if your idea of a date is coffee and a trip to a sex shop!
Not interested -if you wear dress socks with shorts.
Not interested -if I have to push-start your car.
Not interested -if your idea of humour is telling knock knock jokes!
Not interested -if you pick me up with chicken shitt on your shoes.
Not interested -if you want me to wear a bikini and shingle yer roof!!
Not interested -if you ask me to lend you 20 bucks
Not interested -if you hide behind me at the sight of a bear
Not interested -if your Daddy is your mom's brother
Interested if, you have all your own teeth
Interested if, you're motivated
Interested if, you're lovin the Leafs
First Date
..hmmm...what I would do on a first date....
I'd let you tell me time and time again how great I look.
I'd let you entertain me with your 'split-your-sides' sense of humour.
I'd let you buy me drinks and watch me get loaded.
I'd let you hold my hair when I puke.
Sound like fun????
I'd let you tell me time and time again how great I look.
I'd let you entertain me with your 'split-your-sides' sense of humour.
I'd let you buy me drinks and watch me get loaded.
I'd let you hold my hair when I puke.
Sound like fun????
Gifts Received
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To send a message to spoiledsambo you MUST meet the following criteria: Older than 36 Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex. Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter Must not be married |
 | she gives me a samboner...hehehehe...really this woman is amazing. She has the most genuine heart. When I first met her I instantly loved her...not like..LOVE. She just does that to you and before you know it she is part of who you are. She deseves the best! |
 | Sammie Sammie ~ Where does one even begin, your like a drug that people need to get more of. This spirit and energy that you carry is infectious (in a good way) ~ lol Jello shooters are da best~ Your a good partner, friend and mother~ Im truly happy that you've woven into my life cuz i need you there~ Love ya girl, i'll even manage to "overlook" that your a Leafs fan, afterall NO ONE is perfect and yes, even us~ Imagine that ~ gasp |
 | Shes one of a kind, im sure a rock bands wrote a few songs about her! Fun seems to follow this one around everywhere. I cant think of one time where Ive been around here where it wasnt a Blast! Great Fun & Great Friendship. |
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