My favorite word is skulduggery.
My least favorite word is melancholy.
When you die, they will find your porn.
I think too many people take themselves too seriously.
Homeless people in TV shows always wear gloves with the fingertips cut off.
I always get scared when im on a dating site and a girls headline says "read my profile"....usually that means shes a tranny.....
My dream job is to design covers for romance novels. You know like Fabio holding some girl on a horse.
I really enjoy giving massages. For real. I like getting them too, but good ones are hard to come by. Sure there are a few who really like doing it.......but a lot will do it just to be nice. Kind of like oral sex. A lot of its done to make the other person happy, not because you actually like it. You can always tell when someone is not into it. It's like brushing your teeth with your left hand....just doesn't feel right.
Also a warning to all females on here. I see a lot of girls on here just looking for "friends".........just so there is no confusion, these "friends" will eventually try to have sex with you, or tell you they want to take it to the "next level". Its part of our DNA I think. Just keeping it real.....It might not happen soon. You might think it won't happen...but it will. Being friends with someone you’re attracted to is like trying to get drunk on alcohol-free beer. Sure, you can practically taste the buzz. But, trust me, you’re never gonna get there.
Oh yeah, and race does not matter. Unless you are blue or green. You might want to have that checked out.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Drinks are nice. Either coffee or beer will do. That way its easier for us to receive the bogus phone call from a friend giving us an excuse to leave....you know just in case we creep each other out.