I'm sure you've NEVER heard this one before.... I'm the greatest guy in the world, Blah, Blah, Blah. Honest, trustworthy, Yadda, ,Yadda, Yadda. Kindhearted,generous,_____, _____,(fill in the blanks). OK, so I'm not exactly perfect, but I'm working on it. Life has a way of teaching us many important lessons. There has been a few times in the past when I needed to be hit over the head 20 or 30 times before I got it. But, I'm learning to listen now, I really think it's going to be OK. At times I can be pretty darn funny, I mean seriously funny, but I know when to turn it off. I've got a big smile and an even bigger heart. I have never, in my life, ever, lied to my friends, significant other or family (especially my mom, rest her soul). I value honesty and integrity above all.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Don't you think that we should be spending our first time together, getting to know each a little and seeing if we're compatible. For this reason and the fact I like eating out anyway, I prefer a quiet dinner and/or coffee/drinks. If there is some chemistry, there will always be plenty of time in the future for exciting adventures together. (Exciting, but not too dangerous).