Hi there! Well for starters, I am looking for a serious committed relationship. Not looking to date multiple people or drag out dates so far between that it makes it impossible to build one. I am a down to earth girl, looking for "nice" guy, that is ready to have something serious with a pretty awesome person;) I smile a lot, and laugh just as much! I am a good cook(haven't poisoned anyone yet), so maybe I can cook for you! I work hard Mon-Fri, would like someone to spend what free time we do have "having fun" whatever we want that to be. Want to learn more? Say "Hi!"
Lets chat!!! I don't bite:) All the time:)
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My first date is basically something totally casual.
Things one should do if things go wrong-----
Ask for crayons to color the placemat. This works very well in fancier venues that use linen tablecloths.
Ask the people at the neighboring table for food from their plates.
At dinner, guard your plate with fork and steak knife, so as to give the impression that you’ll stab anyone, including the waiter, who reaches for it.
Auction your date off for silverware.
Beg your date to tattoo your name on their derriere. Keep bringing the subject up.
Bring 20 or so candles you, and during the meal get up and arrange them around the table in a circle. Chant.
Chew with your mouth open, talk with your mouth full and spray crumbs.
Collect the salt shakers from all of the tables in the restaurant, and balance them in a tower on your table.
Communicate in mime the entire evening.
Discuss boils and lesions, as if from personal experience.
Don’t use any verbs during the entire meal.
Eat everything on your plate within 30 seconds of it being placed in front of you.
Excuse yourself to use the restroom. Go back to the head waiter/hostess and ask for another table in a different part of the restaurant. Order another meal. When your date finally finds you, ask him/her “What in the hell took you so long in the restroom?!?”
Feed imaginary friends, or toy dolls you’ve brought along.
Fill your pockets with sugar packets, as well as salt and pepper shakers, silverware, floral arrangements… i.e anything on the table that isn’t bolted down.
Get your date drunk. Talk about their philosophy. Get it on tape, and use good judgement in editing to twist their words around.
Give your claim to fame as being voted “Most Festerous” for your high school yearbook.
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
Howl and whistle at womens’ legs, especially if you are female.
If they are paying, order the most expensive thing on the menu. Take one bite.
Insist that the waiter cuts your food into little pieces. In a similar vein, insist that he take a bite of everything on the plate, to make sure no one poisoned it.
-Lick your plate. Offer to lick theirs.
-Make funny faces at other patrons, then sneer at their reactions.
-Order a baked potato for a side dish. When the waiter brings your food, hide the potato, wait a few minutes, and ask the waiter for the potato you “never got”. When the waiter returns with another potato for you, have the first one back up on the plate. Repeat later in the meal.
----HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.
----HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: Show up Naked with B