Hello :) I think sometimes that putting a bumper sticker on my car that says "Hi, if your single beep once and pull over" would be easier, then at least you have the option to keep driving 70mph...Haha..but I am hopeful about this avenue so here we go. I am a down to earth girl, looking for a "nice" guy, that is ready to have something serious with a pretty awesome person;) I am independent, smile a lot and laugh just as much, sarcastic, affectionate, honest (probably too much sometimes). I don't play games mentally and if I know it's not going to work between us, I do have the ability to say so(no ghosting here). Would like a man that has the old school values, and can do the same. Simple right? Works hard, but knows when to relax and enjoy. Someone romantic and sexual (yes I said it). It is a important piece of the overall relationship, just not the only piece! Have the ability to be a goof ball, laugh and enjoy each others company as well as good conversation. Sure we can think of more but let's leave something for when we meet!
Lets chat!!! I don't bite:) All the time:)
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My first date is basically something totally casual.
Things one should do if things go wrong-----
Ask for crayons to color the placemat. This works very well in fancier venues that use linen tablecloths.
Ask the people at the neighboring table for food from their plates.
At dinner, guard your plate with fork and steak knife, so as to give the impression that you’ll stab anyone, including the waiter, who reaches for it.
Auction your date off for silverware.
Beg your date to tattoo your name on their derriere. Keep bringing the subject up.
Bring 20 or so candles you, and during the meal get up and arrange them around the table in a circle. Chant.
Chew with your mouth open, talk with your mouth full and spray crumbs.
Collect the salt shakers from all of the tables in the restaurant, and balance them in a tower on your table.
Communicate in mime the entire evening.
Discuss boils and lesions, as if from personal experience.
Don’t use any verbs during the entire meal.
Eat everything on your plate within 30 seconds of it being placed in front of you.
Excuse yourself to use the restroom. Go back to the head waiter/hostess and ask for another table in a different part of the restaurant. Order another meal. When your date finally finds you, ask him/her “What in the hell took you so long in the restroom?!?”
Feed imaginary friends, or toy dolls you’ve brought along.
Fill your pockets with sugar packets, as well as salt and pepper shakers, silverware, floral arrangements… i.e anything on the table that isn’t bolted down.
Get your date drunk. Talk about their philosophy. Get it on tape, and use good judgement in editing to twist their words around.
Give your claim to fame as being voted “Most Festerous” for your high school yearbook.
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
Howl and whistle at womens’ legs, especially if you are female.
If they are paying, order the most expensive thing on the menu. Take one bite.
Insist that the waiter cuts your food into little pieces. In a similar vein, insist that he take a bite of everything on the plate, to make sure no one poisoned it.
-Lick your plate. Offer to lick theirs.
----HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.
----HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: Show up Naked with Beer;)