About
Me
I decided its time to get off my well worn velour sofa, wade through the empty cans of stella, chuck the numerous pizza boxes in the bin (after finishing the left over crusts) and get myself a life.....well i made it as far as my laptop and got outta breath, note to self....must cut down on the lambert and butlers!
Seriously though a sense of humour is a must and tolerance of sarcasm vital! Own teeth and hair a bonus. I hate liars and i'm not impressed by money or status (although I am partial to a nice motor) just looking for someone to provide me with a constant supply of ice cream and laughter.
Please dont message me in text speak, its not that hard to add a couple of extra letters is it? Its not big and its not clever! ;-)
xxx