What do you call a midget psychic that's wanted by the police?
I've adjusted this a few times and I've decided another rewrite was in order. I have come to a realization from being on this site. I am the guy women SAY they want but never seem to actually want to be with. I am chivalrous, I have a very good job, I own my own place, I like to do things together, I am not hung up on an ex, I am willing to make time for the right person.
That being said, I also understand that there needs to be a certain level of attraction. I'm not skinny by any stretch and probably never will be. But I have been steadily losing weight. I am enjoying the incredible shrinking me. lol
I am new to the area and don't know anyone and it sucks doing everything alone. And with fall fair season almost upon us, I am looking for someone that wants to go have some fun.
I am looking for someone that wants to live life and enjoy it. Someone that can hold a conversation and open my mind to different things as well as have an open mind for things I might bring to the table. Let's learn from each other. Also, I have a 7 year old daughter that I love. If you have children, that is cool, but it would probably be easier if they were around the same age.
Also, ladies, please understand how hard it is to send a first message. I do read profiles and take time in writing. It gets annoying to see you viewed me and didn't reply. I'm a big boy. If I'm not your type, so be it. But please at least reply. I used to think this was called Plenty of Fish because of the old adage "there's many fish in the sea," but I am learning it's more because you have to cast many times before you can get a bite. lol
P.S. You MUST have a sense of humor!!!!! I know this may not seem like it but I LOVE to laugh. So if you're always a gloomygus it won't work out. lol
~Women always say they want a man in uniform. Remember, McDonald's has a uniform.~ lol