| About | Non-Smoker with Average body type | City | Halifax Nova Scotia | |
| Details | 28 year old Man, 5' 11" (180 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Aquarius with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Friends | |
| Needs Test | View his relationship needs | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Profession | Shareholder Services | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | Bachelors degree | Do you have a car? | N/A |
Relationship
Intent bpk1 wants to date but nothing serious. |
Relationship History The longest relationship bpk1 has been in was under 1 year. |
Interests
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About Me
Well, first thing's first, I should probably let you know that I'm not nearly attractive enough to pull off being as shallow and picky as I am. I'm not in great shape right now, because I honestly can't manage to give a damn at the moment. I still have no idea what I want to do with my life - I have a degree, but I'm not really sure why - and I don't really look forward to wearing ill-fitting suits for the next 20 or so years, before having a coronary at my desk in my late 40s.
I probably spend too much time alone than is good for my sanity, but I find most people tedious and barely tolerable. That makes it difficult to meet new people, and to become friends with the few people I do meet. I tend to obsess about certain flaws that most people would just overlook, but which slowly drive me insane. These agonizing traits could be anything from terrible taste in music, to talking during a movie, or even the use of the phrase "What are you saying?" as a greeting. I realize that it's unreasonable, but if anyone repeats the funny lines to a movie right after they're said, instead of doing the sensible thing and just giggling, or starts singing Poker Face in my presence, I will attempt to set them on fire or even "explode" them with my mind. This experiment has yet to yield results, but I remain hopeful.
I don't want people to think I'm elitist or anything - I'm no more a fan of myself than I am of the majority of you - I'm just a miscreant and a malcontent. I don't refuse to listen to any band normal people have ever heard of, or only watch movies directed by pretentious indie wanktards - I just prefer not to subject myself to inane, mediocre crap. I'm hardly high-brow though.
My profile may change if loneliness and sexual frustration should ever overcome my disdain for others, but this feels right for right now. If you're hot and interesting, with low self-esteem and low standards, send me a message. If you look like Brody Dalle, sound like Kim Shattuck, and can play the cello, so much the better. Two hundred pounds of scruffy looking, poorly dressed wastrel is just waiting to take you on a lame ass Halifax date, potentially ending in sex that one or both of us will ultimately find incredibly demeaning.
Talk to you later (well, probably not)
I probably spend too much time alone than is good for my sanity, but I find most people tedious and barely tolerable. That makes it difficult to meet new people, and to become friends with the few people I do meet. I tend to obsess about certain flaws that most people would just overlook, but which slowly drive me insane. These agonizing traits could be anything from terrible taste in music, to talking during a movie, or even the use of the phrase "What are you saying?" as a greeting. I realize that it's unreasonable, but if anyone repeats the funny lines to a movie right after they're said, instead of doing the sensible thing and just giggling, or starts singing Poker Face in my presence, I will attempt to set them on fire or even "explode" them with my mind. This experiment has yet to yield results, but I remain hopeful.
I don't want people to think I'm elitist or anything - I'm no more a fan of myself than I am of the majority of you - I'm just a miscreant and a malcontent. I don't refuse to listen to any band normal people have ever heard of, or only watch movies directed by pretentious indie wanktards - I just prefer not to subject myself to inane, mediocre crap. I'm hardly high-brow though.
My profile may change if loneliness and sexual frustration should ever overcome my disdain for others, but this feels right for right now. If you're hot and interesting, with low self-esteem and low standards, send me a message. If you look like Brody Dalle, sound like Kim Shattuck, and can play the cello, so much the better. Two hundred pounds of scruffy looking, poorly dressed wastrel is just waiting to take you on a lame ass Halifax date, potentially ending in sex that one or both of us will ultimately find incredibly demeaning.
Talk to you later (well, probably not)
First Date
Probably going for coffee, or something equality casual and quiet. I could go either way on the dinner and a movie thing. Open to suggestions.
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