| About | Non-Smoker with Average body type | City | GTA Ontario | |
| Details | 31 year old Man, 6' 3" (191 cm), Jewish | Ethnicity | Caucasian Aries with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Green | |
| Profession | Infomercials | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | Graduate degree | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent shaneamillion is looking for a relationship. |
Relationship History The longest relationship shaneamillion has been in was over 3 years long. |
Interests
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About Me
I graduated from university while doing an exchange in The Netherlands. Since then I have found myself full throttle in the *gulp* 'adult' life... sigh.. haha. I still have many adventures left in me. However it has gotten increasingly hard to meet new people my age.. well.. when I say 'people' I'm actually referring specifically to 'females'... I have enough guy friends ;) Wait, you're not a guy reading this, are you? ... Because I'm flattered but I really don't swing that way.. not that there's anything wrong with it. Maybe that wink emoticon led you on? I'm sorry. In hindsight I probably shouldn't have put that there. I was just trying to be cute.
Well, it's hard to write about one's self, but I'll be happy to tell you all about me if you're interested...just ask! Of course then you won't be able to get enough of me.. unless you don't like awesomeness...and if that's the case, you'd better skip this profile and move right along sister because I don't think I could handle a girl who doesn't like awesomeness. I mean really, are you that hard to please?
Anyways despite ridiculousness ensuing in the first two paragraphs of this profile, I am actually (somewhat) sane, can make anything fun and yes, can even hold an intelligent conversation. I do a pretty convincing upstanding citizen act for parents, bosses and anyone else who needs to see :P. So shoot me a message and I'll fill you in on the little gem I like to call my life whilst trying not to disappoint you with my aforementioned claims of awesomeness-- because I hate to be wrong.
P.S. Ok I don't like to judge (that was a legal disclaimer, I actually love to judge), and I understand that not everyone's strength lies in spelling and grammar.. but please ladies, in your profiles/messages-- the words YOUR and YOU'RE cannot be used interchangeably-- nor can the words THEN and THAN. Nobody's perfect but aaaaaaah those drive me insane... the funny and cute amount of insane, not the crazy kind... *shifty eyes* Also.. 'gangsta' talk? So not appealing. Well, not to me anyways. Adding me as a favourite and not messaging me.. what's that all about? And finally, I'm thrilled that you've decided to write to me, but if all you are going to say is "hi, how are you?" I will spare you the question -- I'm fine!! :)
P.P.S. (That means 'post post script"... I typed the acronym P.P.S. so I didn't have to type the entire thing out, thus saving my precious time as well as not making this profile even longer - see how nice I am, making you read less?) Why is it that on almost every profile, the girl lists herself as being either 'laid back' or 'easy going?' Seems like you all love to claim these traits but I'm starting to be convinced that this doesn't even exist in your gender. I'd love to be proven wrong. Also, many of you ladies consider yourself to be "simple" or "straight forward," but please remember that the way men and women define those terms can often differ (read: we men can be very dense when it comes to picking up on things which you feel are obvious).
Are you still reading this absurdity? Im impressed! I know it's a pretty long rant but you're not the type to simply send a message based only on photos, right? Aaaanyhoo Congrats on making it this far.. or maybe my condolences... either way you pretty much HAVE to message me or all the time you've spent here will be a waste. Clearly you need a large dose of awesomeness injected into your life. Send me a message already - you know you want to ;)
Well, it's hard to write about one's self, but I'll be happy to tell you all about me if you're interested...just ask! Of course then you won't be able to get enough of me.. unless you don't like awesomeness...and if that's the case, you'd better skip this profile and move right along sister because I don't think I could handle a girl who doesn't like awesomeness. I mean really, are you that hard to please?
Anyways despite ridiculousness ensuing in the first two paragraphs of this profile, I am actually (somewhat) sane, can make anything fun and yes, can even hold an intelligent conversation. I do a pretty convincing upstanding citizen act for parents, bosses and anyone else who needs to see :P. So shoot me a message and I'll fill you in on the little gem I like to call my life whilst trying not to disappoint you with my aforementioned claims of awesomeness-- because I hate to be wrong.
P.S. Ok I don't like to judge (that was a legal disclaimer, I actually love to judge), and I understand that not everyone's strength lies in spelling and grammar.. but please ladies, in your profiles/messages-- the words YOUR and YOU'RE cannot be used interchangeably-- nor can the words THEN and THAN. Nobody's perfect but aaaaaaah those drive me insane... the funny and cute amount of insane, not the crazy kind... *shifty eyes* Also.. 'gangsta' talk? So not appealing. Well, not to me anyways. Adding me as a favourite and not messaging me.. what's that all about? And finally, I'm thrilled that you've decided to write to me, but if all you are going to say is "hi, how are you?" I will spare you the question -- I'm fine!! :)
P.P.S. (That means 'post post script"... I typed the acronym P.P.S. so I didn't have to type the entire thing out, thus saving my precious time as well as not making this profile even longer - see how nice I am, making you read less?) Why is it that on almost every profile, the girl lists herself as being either 'laid back' or 'easy going?' Seems like you all love to claim these traits but I'm starting to be convinced that this doesn't even exist in your gender. I'd love to be proven wrong. Also, many of you ladies consider yourself to be "simple" or "straight forward," but please remember that the way men and women define those terms can often differ (read: we men can be very dense when it comes to picking up on things which you feel are obvious).
Are you still reading this absurdity? Im impressed! I know it's a pretty long rant but you're not the type to simply send a message based only on photos, right? Aaaanyhoo Congrats on making it this far.. or maybe my condolences... either way you pretty much HAVE to message me or all the time you've spent here will be a waste. Clearly you need a large dose of awesomeness injected into your life. Send me a message already - you know you want to ;)
First Date
I charm the hell out of you... you play it coy so as not to so easily give away the fact that you like me... but I'm onto you....
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