| About | Smokes often with Athletic body type | City | nanaimo British Columbia | |
| Details | 38 year old Man, 5' 8" (173 cm), Catholic | Ethnicity | Caucasian Capricorn with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Long Term | |
| Needs Test | View his relationship needs | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Other | |
| Profession | Sales | Do you have children? | Yes | |
| Education | Bachelors degree | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent frenchinbc is looking for a relationship. |
Relationship History The longest relationship frenchinbc has been in was over 6 years long. |
Interests
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About Me
WARNING: Please read all content before you think you have an opinion about this person.
And it's not serious, I don't make fun of anybody I am just making fun of the situation.
By the way my own profile after the ten most overused phrase contain all of them!
I offend someone recently, I felt bad, so I had to specify.
Below is my list of the Top Ten Most Overused Phrases In Personal Ads. If YOUR ad does not contain any of the following phrases, please contact me immediately! And if it does well contact me anyway!
10) "I live life to the fullest!"
(Is this really the most profound philosophical statement you can come up with? Dig a little deeper, Nietzsche.)
9) "Loves to laugh" or "Fun-loving"
(Alright! A person who enjoys laughter and fun. What a rare individual; I must meet her at once. Just once I'd like to see "loves to sob uncontrollably for days on end.")
8) "I'm ____ years old but I look MUCH younger!"
(Sure you do. And if I just did a couple more sit-ups, I could still make the BC Lions starting lineup. Is self-delusion great or what?)
7) "I'm a down to earth..."
(If I see this phrase one more time, I'll... I'll... I don't know WHAT I'll do! I might be forced to actually turn off my computer and go interact with people in the REAL world. Okay, I probably wouldn't do anything THAT drastic. But you get the idea.)
6) "I can go from jeans to a****ail dress in 10 minutes!"
(You must be very proud. I can't believe they haven't made this an Olympic event yet.)
5) "I'm a intelegent..."
(If you can't SPELL intelligent... do you see where I'm going with this? Class? Anyone?)
4) "I'm a typical (insert astrological sign here)."
(Astrology? Yeah, it's a science. I think they use it at NASA. I don't even know where to begin here. If you're looking for some insight into the nature of my character, don't ask me what my sign is. Talk to the Easter Bunny, he has the real inside track on me.)
3) "I don't have a pic, but trust me, you won't be disappointed!"
(Trust me, I will.)
2) "Looking for THE ONE" or "Looking for my Soul mate"
(Really? These are the most fresh and original lines you can come up with? Your mother and I had such high hopes for you. Oh well, there's always trade school.)
And the Number One Most Overused Phrase In A Personal Ad is...
1) "Don't worry, I plan to loose [sic] the weight real soon."
(OK, it's probably just me, but why am I still worried?)
About me well....
I am a Fun-loving, down-to-earth men. I am intelegint and I loves to laugh!
I'm 36 but I look MUCH younger! My pics are blurry, but trust me, you won't be disappointed!
I'm a Capricorn so a typical Capricorn has good organizational skills, is neat and tidy, have hardheaded practicality.
I get along best with any signs who have six-figure incomes! Must have a big heart and a bigger house.
Let's be serious (I know I know life is suppose to be fun but I need to sell my self here)
OK so according to Plenty of fish if I want to be successful and not wasting my time
I have to talk about
1. My hobbies
2. My goals/aspirations
talk about my self and what make me unique
Taste in music.
So because it's important to not wasting time here we go.
I do have hobbies and good ones!
My goal now is well, are you ready? My goal is to find you (ahhwwww wanna some wine with your cheese you must think)
According to my mom I am unique.
And I have to admit I have a great taste in music
Anyway
I am just looking for a simple thing
Falling in love
I need to feel inside of me you are with me when I need it.
I need to be with you when you need it.
I need you to have the excuse to rent that chick flick and I will pretend I to hate that movie after we watch it.
I need you to help me practice my selling skills convincing you to rent that silly comedy and I can wait to see you pretend you didn't like it.
I need to see sparkles in your eyes when you see me.
I need spark.... you get the picture don't you?
Basically I am just looking for that special one.
And if you love to shop at Walmart you are probably not the special one! (just saying)
And it's not serious, I don't make fun of anybody I am just making fun of the situation.
By the way my own profile after the ten most overused phrase contain all of them!
I offend someone recently, I felt bad, so I had to specify.
Below is my list of the Top Ten Most Overused Phrases In Personal Ads. If YOUR ad does not contain any of the following phrases, please contact me immediately! And if it does well contact me anyway!
10) "I live life to the fullest!"
(Is this really the most profound philosophical statement you can come up with? Dig a little deeper, Nietzsche.)
9) "Loves to laugh" or "Fun-loving"
(Alright! A person who enjoys laughter and fun. What a rare individual; I must meet her at once. Just once I'd like to see "loves to sob uncontrollably for days on end.")
8) "I'm ____ years old but I look MUCH younger!"
(Sure you do. And if I just did a couple more sit-ups, I could still make the BC Lions starting lineup. Is self-delusion great or what?)
7) "I'm a down to earth..."
(If I see this phrase one more time, I'll... I'll... I don't know WHAT I'll do! I might be forced to actually turn off my computer and go interact with people in the REAL world. Okay, I probably wouldn't do anything THAT drastic. But you get the idea.)
6) "I can go from jeans to a****ail dress in 10 minutes!"
(You must be very proud. I can't believe they haven't made this an Olympic event yet.)
5) "I'm a intelegent..."
(If you can't SPELL intelligent... do you see where I'm going with this? Class? Anyone?)
4) "I'm a typical (insert astrological sign here)."
(Astrology? Yeah, it's a science. I think they use it at NASA. I don't even know where to begin here. If you're looking for some insight into the nature of my character, don't ask me what my sign is. Talk to the Easter Bunny, he has the real inside track on me.)
3) "I don't have a pic, but trust me, you won't be disappointed!"
(Trust me, I will.)
2) "Looking for THE ONE" or "Looking for my Soul mate"
(Really? These are the most fresh and original lines you can come up with? Your mother and I had such high hopes for you. Oh well, there's always trade school.)
And the Number One Most Overused Phrase In A Personal Ad is...
1) "Don't worry, I plan to loose [sic] the weight real soon."
(OK, it's probably just me, but why am I still worried?)
About me well....
I am a Fun-loving, down-to-earth men. I am intelegint and I loves to laugh!
I'm 36 but I look MUCH younger! My pics are blurry, but trust me, you won't be disappointed!
I'm a Capricorn so a typical Capricorn has good organizational skills, is neat and tidy, have hardheaded practicality.
I get along best with any signs who have six-figure incomes! Must have a big heart and a bigger house.
Let's be serious (I know I know life is suppose to be fun but I need to sell my self here)
OK so according to Plenty of fish if I want to be successful and not wasting my time
I have to talk about
1. My hobbies
2. My goals/aspirations
talk about my self and what make me unique
Taste in music.
So because it's important to not wasting time here we go.
I do have hobbies and good ones!
My goal now is well, are you ready? My goal is to find you (ahhwwww wanna some wine with your cheese you must think)
According to my mom I am unique.
And I have to admit I have a great taste in music
Anyway
I am just looking for a simple thing
Falling in love
I need to feel inside of me you are with me when I need it.
I need to be with you when you need it.
I need you to have the excuse to rent that chick flick and I will pretend I to hate that movie after we watch it.
I need you to help me practice my selling skills convincing you to rent that silly comedy and I can wait to see you pretend you didn't like it.
I need to see sparkles in your eyes when you see me.
I need spark.... you get the picture don't you?
Basically I am just looking for that special one.
And if you love to shop at Walmart you are probably not the special one! (just saying)
First Date
What about Tim Horton meet you there grab a coffee chat, how can it be serious and important at Timmys no?
Coffee is not your cup of tea well why don't we go climb a wall! (romping), again if there no magic between us well at least we gonna have fun. "If you Loves to laugh"
What about hardware store, yeah we both go to the hardware store. Both of us grab a screwdriver and we walk in the store screaming LADY AND GENTS THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! WE REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
sports or challenges is not your type well what about a walk in a national park, best way to find out more about each other 6 km of walk we have to talk no? "And if you plan to loose [sic] the weight real soon."
Library, hey what a great idea. Let's go to the library! I am not a nerd (well I am but I will deny till I die)Our own first date together but not aloud to talk just whisper in some weird way it can be romantic lol
OK I tried to be creative here and I think I did a great job so far but what about we both go to value village, we both pretends to try some clothing. When we are in the cabin we can yell something like OHHH sh*tno more toilet paper!!! Just to see the faces of the staff it should be priceless. While we are there why don't we move the wet floor sign on a carpet!
Again seriously what about something simple like screaming on an airplane and just watch everyone join in !
Coffee is not your cup of tea well why don't we go climb a wall! (romping), again if there no magic between us well at least we gonna have fun. "If you Loves to laugh"
What about hardware store, yeah we both go to the hardware store. Both of us grab a screwdriver and we walk in the store screaming LADY AND GENTS THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! WE REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
sports or challenges is not your type well what about a walk in a national park, best way to find out more about each other 6 km of walk we have to talk no? "And if you plan to loose [sic] the weight real soon."
Library, hey what a great idea. Let's go to the library! I am not a nerd (well I am but I will deny till I die)Our own first date together but not aloud to talk just whisper in some weird way it can be romantic lol
OK I tried to be creative here and I think I did a great job so far but what about we both go to value village, we both pretends to try some clothing. When we are in the cabin we can yell something like OHHH sh*tno more toilet paper!!! Just to see the faces of the staff it should be priceless. While we are there why don't we move the wet floor sign on a carpet!
Again seriously what about something simple like screaming on an airplane and just watch everyone join in !
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