facefacehello
Age: 24
Dating
cutesmile01
Age: 31
Dating
blacklable: Yo MAMA so stupid
About
Smokes often with undisclosed body type
City
Hamilton, Ontario
Details
29 year old Woman, 7' 0" (213cm), Sikh
Ethnicity
Caucasian Cancer with No hair
Intent
blacklable Anything
Education
High School
Personality
Profession
work







I am Seeking a Man For Hang out
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Yes (> 3/week) Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Widowed Do you do drugs? Yes
Pets No Pets Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? N/A Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship



About Me
Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always

sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a

series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:



1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against

the sorry **stard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much

worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well

again. I don’t want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass

First Date
Yo MAMA so stupid when her husband asked her for sex she said female.

Yo mama so fat that she's got more chins then a Chinese phonebook

YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE JUMPED A GLASS WALL TO SEE WHAT WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE.

Yo mama is so stupid when she saw a yellow bus, she said stop that twinky !!

Yo mama soo fat ... she stepped on my dogs tail and we had to rename him beaver!

Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"