| About | Non-Smoker with Average body type | City | Gloucester Uk | |
| Details | 54 year old Man, 5' 9" (175 cm), Other Religion | Ethnicity | Caucasian Libra with Mixed Color hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Does not want children | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Blue | |
| Profession | Support manager for Wonderbra | Do you have children? | Yes | |
| Education | Masters degree | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent Scottwill is looking for a relationship. |
Relationship History The longest relationship Scottwill has been in was over 10 years long. |
Interests
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About Me
I'm an easy-going type of person, with an effervescent (I don't know what it means but it sounds good) personality and a great sense of humour. I'm just looking for a similar girl who likes going out and having fun, and if compatible, future dreams can be realised.
What me taking the piss?......how very dare you!! Doesn’t anyone on here have a sense of humour????
Thought for today: Communication is a wonderful gift we have, why hide or stop people knowing that you’ve peeked at them........we are a strange species!
What me taking the piss?......how very dare you!! Doesn’t anyone on here have a sense of humour????
Thought for today: Communication is a wonderful gift we have, why hide or stop people knowing that you’ve peeked at them........we are a strange species!
First Date
I would probably ask her around to my place to wash the dishes that have been stacking up in my sink. They've been backlogged here for about the last 3 weeks, so SOMEONE has to clean them. What's a guy supposed to do? The dog usually licks them clean but its gone walkabout. Alright, I admit that I ate off them, so it's only right that somebody else washes them and puts them away.
After that is done, I would then take her out to the swankiest restaurant in town - the local McDonalds just down on the corner. We would dine there for a while, and after she paid the bill (and I pocket the change), I would drop by the billiards parlour and play some pool with my mates for a few hours. I would then get back in the car, where she has been waiting all that time, and head towards her house.
On the way there, I 'borrowed' some money from her, to buy a hot chocolate for myself at a local cafe, and then I received a mobile phone call from another girlfriend. I pretended it was my mum, but I think she twigged something was up when I ended the call with, "Love you darling, see you soon". I then copped an earful of abuse that would have made my deaf pit-bull blush. I managed to duck most of her punches, and then used all my charm and sweet talking ways to skilfully smooth things over.
On arriving at her abode, I opened the car door for her (being the gentleman that I am), walked her to the door (being the gentleman that I am), and then accepted all the compliments from her about it being such a great night. I then put some cold water on my two black eyes, grabbed an evening dress from her wardrobe to wipe away some of the blood, and really made it up to her by giving her some flowers I pinched from one of her vases (she didn't even realise - well she is blonde).Then I collected the £10 petrol money for driving her home, fended off her natural amorous advances, tossed her phone number to the wind (won't need that anymore) and headed off up the apple and pairs.
O.K. LADIES - you can stop laughing now - give me a minute while I compose myself - I am such the sweetest guy, with a heart of gold - although those dishes are starting to worry me ........
Seriously, I would probably take her out to see a movie, and treat her like a princess - because you never know when true love will strike.
Now i've made you smile you could at least pop in and say hello!
After that is done, I would then take her out to the swankiest restaurant in town - the local McDonalds just down on the corner. We would dine there for a while, and after she paid the bill (and I pocket the change), I would drop by the billiards parlour and play some pool with my mates for a few hours. I would then get back in the car, where she has been waiting all that time, and head towards her house.
On the way there, I 'borrowed' some money from her, to buy a hot chocolate for myself at a local cafe, and then I received a mobile phone call from another girlfriend. I pretended it was my mum, but I think she twigged something was up when I ended the call with, "Love you darling, see you soon". I then copped an earful of abuse that would have made my deaf pit-bull blush. I managed to duck most of her punches, and then used all my charm and sweet talking ways to skilfully smooth things over.
On arriving at her abode, I opened the car door for her (being the gentleman that I am), walked her to the door (being the gentleman that I am), and then accepted all the compliments from her about it being such a great night. I then put some cold water on my two black eyes, grabbed an evening dress from her wardrobe to wipe away some of the blood, and really made it up to her by giving her some flowers I pinched from one of her vases (she didn't even realise - well she is blonde).Then I collected the £10 petrol money for driving her home, fended off her natural amorous advances, tossed her phone number to the wind (won't need that anymore) and headed off up the apple and pairs.
O.K. LADIES - you can stop laughing now - give me a minute while I compose myself - I am such the sweetest guy, with a heart of gold - although those dishes are starting to worry me ........
Seriously, I would probably take her out to see a movie, and treat her like a princess - because you never know when true love will strike.
Now i've made you smile you could at least pop in and say hello!
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