TehBeard: Meep
About
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
Palmerston north, Manawatu-Wanganui
Details
27 year old Woman, 5' 9" (175cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Cancer with Red hair
Intent
TehBeard Wants to date but nothing serious
Education
High School
Personality
Vegan
Profession
Web monkey







I am Seeking a Man For Friends
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Not Single and Not Looking Do you do drugs? No
Pets Other Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 2 years



About Me
Growing older is no exuse for growing up
Scatterbrained, occasionally philosophical, possibly deranged, definitely odd. Loud, bouncy, persistent, stubborn and a fountain of useless information. I'm also a nerd.

Please don't message me if you haven't at least taken a look at my profile. I'm not interested in meeting you for a shag, and I can tell when you think you're being clever and trying to steer a conversation that way. I'm here to meet friends and have conversations, not fulfill your fantasies or sate your urges. I don't want or need to see naked or half naked photos. I don't want to hand out my cellphone, location, or other personal details to strangers after one or two messages, and please put more thought into a message that 'hi how u' or one of those template message things. I hate to be negative like this, but I'm being bombarded with messages and 90% of them fall into the categories above. Seriously, if you don't want an intelligent conversation, then please don't waste your time or mine.

How I would love to be seen -

The tall, slender woman across the bar with legs that on for miles, tilting her head slightly to listen to the jazz. Wearing a long deep green dress, simple, and elegant, with dark red lips, leaning against the bar so the curve of her hip is just a little more obvious. A curtain of red curls falling over her shoulders and down her back while she sips a glass of red wine. Or maybe on stage singing, her body swaying to the band like the sax and her hips have a private affair while the lights shine off green eyes flecked with gold.

How I actually am -

The tall, slightly awkward gal sitting in the park, or curled in an armchair, reading a book, or typing on a laptop, wear a loose t shirt and a pair of trackpants, occasionally chattering to the birds.

I'm ok with it, but that dress sticks in my memory.

Things that are awesome -

The smell of hay and horses
The fresh taste in the air after rain
Food fresh from the garden
The smell of books
Cool mornings
The stars out in the country
Roses
Hot chocolate
Peppermint tea
Wine
Firelight
Animals
Other cultures

Things I love doing -

Dancing
Building couch forts
Drawing, art, anything creative
Cooking
Gaming (board games, puzzles, D&D, PC, etc)
Cosplaying
Rock climbing
Exploring the outdoors
Trying new things
Reading a book
Climbing trees

Things I'm scared of -

Confrontation
Change
Heights
Losing loved ones
Sticking my feet out over the edge of the bed at night
The way the world is going
Bee stings

Some of my many flaws -

Stubborn
Bad at social politics
Very sensitive (this is both a good and bad thing)
Often indecisive
Sometimes people can't get a word in edgewise
I am not very tolerant of willful ignorance, callousness, cruelty, or arrogance
Sometimes arrogant (but I'm working on it)

I'm a contradiction. I appreciate a man opening a door for me, but I'll race him to the car door for some reason. I hate fighting but I have a hot temper. I love indian, thai and similar styles of food but I can't cope with the spice. I read shakespeare, and one of my favourite movies is the Emperors New Groove. I love cool mornings, but I hate getting up early.

I'm a bleeding heart heathen tree hugging hippie vegan. It's a big part of my life. Please don't message me to try and pick a fight about it, it only makes you look stupid and mean spirited.

I will happily sit on the floor to play with the cat, the dog, the rabbit, or any other cute fuzzy animal in sight, and would probably continue to do so even if it bit me. I love climbing trees, despite not being very good at it.

I can catch the spider myself, and I'll probably name him Bruce when I do, I can change a tyre myself, but I'll still spend an hour figuring out what to wear. My hair won the battle for supremacy a long time ago, it's currently trying to annex the rest of my head.

First Date
I'm looking for new friends, people to go dancing with, go swimming with, climb rock walls with, play mini golf, do horsey things with and so on. I like trying new things and I like having company to try them with. I'm almost always up for a yarn. I love to laugh, and I'm especially keen to meet other vegans. Looking to bring more positive people into my life. :)

I'm not interested in meeting for a shag or seeing photos of your genitals. Thanks anyway.


Mail Settings
To send a message to TehBeard you MUST meet the following criteria:
Age between 18 and 40.
Must not do drugs
Must not smoke