redneckcorvette: Have Creeper Van, Willing to Travel
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About
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Non-smoker with undisclosed body type
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City
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Burlington Ontario
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Details
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107 year old Man, 6' 2" (188cm), Anglican
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Ethnicity
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Caucasian Aquarius with Blonde hair
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Intent
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redneckcorvette
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Education
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PhD / Post Doctoral
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Personality
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Profession
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Petroleum Transfer Technician
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About Me
I enjoy the smell of Two Stroke Cold Smoke first thing in the morning. Fishing with Dynamite. Impromptu demolition derbys and the Trailer Park Boys. Minibiking whilst intoxicated. Beating charges in Traffic Court.
I aspire towards self actualization and positive emotive delivery. Would like to meet someone who will look good in my freezer (LOL J/k!!
) Seriously though, only those with large naturals need apply! Have a nice day.
First Date
Our first encounter will me magical. I'll creep up undetected in my Van, err.. Mobile Home and will be off on our adventure. First stop the muffler shop behind my Local Canadian Tire to see if theres any new scrap metal to be had. Next stop dinner! Nothing says 'special moments' like home cooking... and my mom says she'll cook if we promise to eat it outside. Double Bonus!! Cause everyone loves a pick nick. Even if it’s out side during winter. It’s really not that cold in the Garage.
After that, its party time. We'll hit up all the best Karaoke joints the city has to offer. Drinks are on me as always (limit one per encounter please). You'll surely be impressed with my kickass dance moves and old skool wit. My portfolio of Your Momma Jokes is unmatched by anyone and will keep the mood light and festive all night long. And if you play your cards right, who knows?
You could be lucky enough to be even more impressed with my moves in the bedroom!
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