redneckcorvette: Have Creeper Van, Willing to Travel
About   Non-smoker with undisclosed body type   City Burlington Ontario
Details   107 year old Man, 6' 2" (188cm), Anglican Ethnicity Caucasian Aquarius with Blonde hair
Intent   redneckcorvette Education PhD / Post Doctoral
Personality   Profession Petroleum Transfer Technician


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I am Seeking a Woman For Activity partner
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Yes (> 3/week) Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Prefer not to say Do you do drugs? Prefer not to say
Pets No Pets Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship


Interests
 
Driving the Redneck Corvettesativadoing the Wango-Tango
dirt bikesscrap metalLakeport
BurnoutsSexual ChocolateAbasiophilia
The squirrel nut zippersbacchanaliaMicrobiophobia
Totalitarianismpornthe f word


About Me
I enjoy the smell of Two Stroke Cold Smoke first thing in the morning. Fishing with Dynamite. Impromptu demolition derbys and the Trailer Park Boys. Minibiking whilst intoxicated. Beating charges in Traffic Court.

I aspire towards self actualization and positive emotive delivery. Would like to meet someone who will look good in my freezer (LOL J/k!! ) Seriously though, only those with large naturals need apply! Have a nice day.

First Date
Our first encounter will me magical. I'll creep up undetected in my Van, err.. Mobile Home and will be off on our adventure. First stop the muffler shop behind my Local Canadian Tire to see if theres any new scrap metal to be had. Next stop dinner! Nothing says 'special moments' like home cooking... and my mom says she'll cook if we promise to eat it outside. Double Bonus!! Cause everyone loves a pick nick. Even if it’s out side during winter. It’s really not that cold in the Garage.

After that, its party time. We'll hit up all the best Karaoke joints the city has to offer. Drinks are on me as always (limit one per encounter please). You'll surely be impressed with my kickass dance moves and old skool wit. My portfolio of Your Momma Jokes is unmatched by anyone and will keep the mood light and festive all night long. And if you play your cards right, who knows? You could be lucky enough to be even more impressed with my moves in the bedroom!





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