| About | Non-Smoker with Athletic body type | City | Fort William Scotland | |
| Details | 37 year old Man, 5' 6" (168 cm), Catholic | Ethnicity | Caucasian Aquarius with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | Not Completed | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Yes | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Grey | |
| Profession | Web Designer | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | Graduate degree | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent rasbter wants to date but nothing serious. |
Relationship History The longest relationship rasbter has been in was over 10 years long. |
Interests
About Me
OK this is probably not the best way to get to know someone or describe yourself, and lets face it nothing beats meeting face to face, but you gotta fill in the blanks with something.
Currently stay in Fort William but originally from Coatbridge, so im in Glasgow about once a month. Oh, and I can't spell!!!
I dont really have an ideal girl but I would say she has to have bags of personality, be beautiful, kind, caring with lots of sex appeal and maybe a little black dress if not red is just as good and she can alternate daily. :)
Anyway thats all for now lol!!
NEW SECTION - MOVIE/TV QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!
Soon as someone gueses it a new one appears, so be quick!!! If you use google ill know and you will be a big fat cheater and burn i hell for tellin porkies!!! You have to guess the film and the actor please!
"That guy did not just get off the ****in' couch. If he did, I'm gonna get a couch like that"
WHATS FOR YOU WONT GO BY YOU??? - I really do hate this statement. Not going to explain why as you should just read it, think long and hard about what it actually means... then ask yourself a simple question.... and if you still believe in this statement then im afraid you are f**king mental or maybe a bit thick and you obviously think cricket and rugby is a sport and subscribe daily to The Sun reading it from front to back not aware that it is slowly melting your brain!!!
THINGS THAT REALLY OUGHT TO BE BANNED!!!
Can you believe that my rugby jibe below actually put a girl off from talking with me??? She must like those blokes with squashed noses and putty for ears!!!
1. Cricket - a very silly game for very silly people in very silly jumpers with very silly accents!!
2. Rugby - unskilled game for folk who cant play football!!!
3. Big Brother - the ultimate in cheap unearned fame! Such people should be ashamed!!!
4. TV Soaps - kills more brain cells than a barrel of Russian Vodka!!!
5. Tabloids - after watching hours and hours of the above you may think that this is actual news!!!
SIMPLE RULES OF INTERNET DATING - SIMPLES!!!!!
1. PHOTOS PLEASE!!! No photos = Ugly duckling, Cheater, Scammer or Comp Illit!!! Have a Photo!!! At least one pic but pref a range!!!
2. TAKE THE HINT!!! If you say hello to someone and they dont get back to you then they're probably not interested. Dont be offended! You're just not thier type and they dont want to tell you. So again... take the HINT and dont be a STALKER!!!
3. FACE TO FACE!!! Everything resets when you meet face to face... thats when the real chemistry starts or YOU COULD BE IN FOR A VERY LONG NIGHT!!!
4. DONT BE POLITE JUST WALK ON!!! If I say 'hello' and you're not interested and dont want to chat I dont want a polite 'thanks'... I would rather be ignored!! So walk on thank you very much!!!
5. FAVS!!! Seems some girls get bit miffed when you add them to your favs without as much as a wee 'hello'. Well the answer to this age old mystery is that 'us guys' generally do all the leg work and we need somewhere to put all the lovely profiles that we would deem appropriate for a wee 'hello'. Simples!!!! LOL
6. RESTRICTIONS!!! I understand some of you girls have to draw the line somewhere and maybe even minimise the nutters, but if im a mile too far, an inch too short or a year to old... i could still 'rock your world' but you will never ever know... so your loss girls :)
7. MEETING UP!!! Your place, my place or somwhere inbetween? The first two options can be daunting, esp if you dont click and have travelled far, so inbetween could be better! Anyone know a good Hotel?
8. HELLO IS GOOD ENOUGH!!! One of my pet hates is people who think that a simple 'hello, how are you?' is NOT an acceptable greeting, and if recieved, would get deleted or ignored. Tut, tut, I bet if the recipient of such a message got one from someone they thought was 'super hot' they would reply anyway! So please... tone down the 'originality' speach and leave that for when you both meet. Thats when the excitement starts!!! Self importance at this stage is such an unattractive quality and makes you sound like a complete tit!!!
9. INSTANT MESSAGE ETIQUETE!!! Dont f***in IM someone unless you have spoken first, unless you are super super hot and they will want to speak to you anyway!!!
QUESTION NO 1
IF YOU HAD ME ALONE...
L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS
& WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED
WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME?
TELL ME IN A MESSAGE...
CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN
REPOST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE...
YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET...LOL
Best answers get a reply back lol
QUESTION NO 2
You woke up one morning and saw me in your bed laying next to u what would u do?
1) Go back to sleep
2) Slap me
3) Suss me out
4) Stop drinking so much. Damn!
5) Just tell me to leave
6) Climb on top of me and cuddle
7) F**k me
8) Make me breakfast
9) Ask me my name
10) Call the cops
11) Other (Please specify)
12) Kiss me
13) Say good morning
Currently stay in Fort William but originally from Coatbridge, so im in Glasgow about once a month. Oh, and I can't spell!!!
I dont really have an ideal girl but I would say she has to have bags of personality, be beautiful, kind, caring with lots of sex appeal and maybe a little black dress if not red is just as good and she can alternate daily. :)
Anyway thats all for now lol!!
NEW SECTION - MOVIE/TV QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!
Soon as someone gueses it a new one appears, so be quick!!! If you use google ill know and you will be a big fat cheater and burn i hell for tellin porkies!!! You have to guess the film and the actor please!
"That guy did not just get off the ****in' couch. If he did, I'm gonna get a couch like that"
WHATS FOR YOU WONT GO BY YOU??? - I really do hate this statement. Not going to explain why as you should just read it, think long and hard about what it actually means... then ask yourself a simple question.... and if you still believe in this statement then im afraid you are f**king mental or maybe a bit thick and you obviously think cricket and rugby is a sport and subscribe daily to The Sun reading it from front to back not aware that it is slowly melting your brain!!!
THINGS THAT REALLY OUGHT TO BE BANNED!!!
Can you believe that my rugby jibe below actually put a girl off from talking with me??? She must like those blokes with squashed noses and putty for ears!!!
1. Cricket - a very silly game for very silly people in very silly jumpers with very silly accents!!
2. Rugby - unskilled game for folk who cant play football!!!
3. Big Brother - the ultimate in cheap unearned fame! Such people should be ashamed!!!
4. TV Soaps - kills more brain cells than a barrel of Russian Vodka!!!
5. Tabloids - after watching hours and hours of the above you may think that this is actual news!!!
SIMPLE RULES OF INTERNET DATING - SIMPLES!!!!!
1. PHOTOS PLEASE!!! No photos = Ugly duckling, Cheater, Scammer or Comp Illit!!! Have a Photo!!! At least one pic but pref a range!!!
2. TAKE THE HINT!!! If you say hello to someone and they dont get back to you then they're probably not interested. Dont be offended! You're just not thier type and they dont want to tell you. So again... take the HINT and dont be a STALKER!!!
3. FACE TO FACE!!! Everything resets when you meet face to face... thats when the real chemistry starts or YOU COULD BE IN FOR A VERY LONG NIGHT!!!
4. DONT BE POLITE JUST WALK ON!!! If I say 'hello' and you're not interested and dont want to chat I dont want a polite 'thanks'... I would rather be ignored!! So walk on thank you very much!!!
5. FAVS!!! Seems some girls get bit miffed when you add them to your favs without as much as a wee 'hello'. Well the answer to this age old mystery is that 'us guys' generally do all the leg work and we need somewhere to put all the lovely profiles that we would deem appropriate for a wee 'hello'. Simples!!!! LOL
6. RESTRICTIONS!!! I understand some of you girls have to draw the line somewhere and maybe even minimise the nutters, but if im a mile too far, an inch too short or a year to old... i could still 'rock your world' but you will never ever know... so your loss girls :)
7. MEETING UP!!! Your place, my place or somwhere inbetween? The first two options can be daunting, esp if you dont click and have travelled far, so inbetween could be better! Anyone know a good Hotel?
8. HELLO IS GOOD ENOUGH!!! One of my pet hates is people who think that a simple 'hello, how are you?' is NOT an acceptable greeting, and if recieved, would get deleted or ignored. Tut, tut, I bet if the recipient of such a message got one from someone they thought was 'super hot' they would reply anyway! So please... tone down the 'originality' speach and leave that for when you both meet. Thats when the excitement starts!!! Self importance at this stage is such an unattractive quality and makes you sound like a complete tit!!!
9. INSTANT MESSAGE ETIQUETE!!! Dont f***in IM someone unless you have spoken first, unless you are super super hot and they will want to speak to you anyway!!!
QUESTION NO 1
IF YOU HAD ME ALONE...
L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS
& WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED
WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME?
TELL ME IN A MESSAGE...
CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN
REPOST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE...
YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET...LOL
Best answers get a reply back lol
QUESTION NO 2
You woke up one morning and saw me in your bed laying next to u what would u do?
1) Go back to sleep
2) Slap me
3) Suss me out
4) Stop drinking so much. Damn!
5) Just tell me to leave
6) Climb on top of me and cuddle
7) F**k me
8) Make me breakfast
9) Ask me my name
10) Call the cops
11) Other (Please specify)
12) Kiss me
13) Say good morning
First Date
Paintballing? Parachute Jump? Go-Karting? Cinema? Trip to Paris... guy pays offcourse... would any of these things bring two people closer together? I think not!!!
Paintballing - I may like her but if I shoot her in the head I think a snog at the end of the night is off!
Parachute / Bunjee Jump - Getting to know someone while flying through the air at 200 miles per hour is harder than you think. Its a good leveler though... everyone is an UGLY FU**ER when they think they going to die!!
Go-Karting - The competitive spirit and road rage end the date before it starts lol
Cinema - The worst place in the world to get to know someone... this date should be saved for when you have become a couple, not before.
Trip to Paris/Rome: The most overrated, un-original pretentous money grabbing date ever!! Its not the place thats important its the the person you are with.
ANSWER - Meet... Chat, Drink, Giggle, Flirt... Chat, Drink, Giggle, Flirt... Chat, Drink, Giggle, Flirt... OMG we have clicked!!!!
THE RULES OF LIFE ACCORDING TO US MEN!!!
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear 'the rules' from the female side.
Now here are the rules from OUR SIDE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday is for Sports! It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Ask for what you want.Let us be clear on this one. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and Void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, PLEASE say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
Paintballing - I may like her but if I shoot her in the head I think a snog at the end of the night is off!
Parachute / Bunjee Jump - Getting to know someone while flying through the air at 200 miles per hour is harder than you think. Its a good leveler though... everyone is an UGLY FU**ER when they think they going to die!!
Go-Karting - The competitive spirit and road rage end the date before it starts lol
Cinema - The worst place in the world to get to know someone... this date should be saved for when you have become a couple, not before.
Trip to Paris/Rome: The most overrated, un-original pretentous money grabbing date ever!! Its not the place thats important its the the person you are with.
ANSWER - Meet... Chat, Drink, Giggle, Flirt... Chat, Drink, Giggle, Flirt... Chat, Drink, Giggle, Flirt... OMG we have clicked!!!!
THE RULES OF LIFE ACCORDING TO US MEN!!!
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear 'the rules' from the female side.
Now here are the rules from OUR SIDE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday is for Sports! It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Ask for what you want.Let us be clear on this one. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and Void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, PLEASE say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
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| FrenchMinx | Have to say girls, this guy is the most genuine man you'll ever met on here. He's cute, good listener, not a perve, caring and I wish he did not live so far away! Because he would be mine!!!But friendship on here is all I can have and that means more than not having him in my life at all. Mwah very special man xxx Frenchy xx |
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