NinjaOfCuddle: Fun. Friendly. Sarcastic b@stard ;P
About
Smokes often with Athletic body type
City
Morrisville, North Carolina
Details
34 year old Man, 5' 11" (180cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Caucasian Virgo with Blonde hair
Intent
NinjaOfCuddle Anything
Education
Some university
Personality
Profession
Swedish Meatball


dating
Likes to dress nice sometimes






I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship



About Me
ME:
- I’m outdoorsy -- I like to sit around and get drunk on patios.

-We’re all here for the same reason – because we secretly like screening and judging people that we don’t know… don’t lie, you like it too!


MY VITALS:
I am 5’11” and have blonde hair (thanks distant relative), big blue eyes (thanks Dad), a thin athletic stature (I totally blasted my pecs today… haha), a relaxed demeanor, and a fairly deep voice with a slight southern draw (thanks..umm… big adam’s apple?).

- My daughter (long but good story) is the love of my life and being her daddy makes me wake up smiling every day. Babymama (to use the parlance of our times) and I get along well and work together on our cute little lifelong project.

- I have a passion for not cooking. I make friends with people that do. It balances out, I swear! I could burn a salad… Feed me. I’m hungry.... If it’s shake and bake… I’ll help.

-I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

What else...what else..hmm:
- I play the guitar (love a wide variety of music.. not so much a hip hop fan though)
- The history channel is my own personal crack
- I did my first stand-up act at age 5
- I read (a book) at least 20 minutes every day
- I captained a football team in high school
- I once had an awkward moment... just to see what it felt like... haha
- I grew up in a family that only talked about politics, religion, war, and finance at the dinner table. mmkay if I write anymore about myself I'm going to have to install a mirror by my computer and start washing my hair with Breck.

YOU:
I'm looking for a lot of things from the right woman, but put a high value on quality of character, sensitivity to others (read: mine) needs, and a shiny shiny sense of humor.

Physically, I’m not looking for a woman who fits an exact mold. But, I only date tanned women with blonde hair, blue eyes, sizes 0-4, between the height of 5’4” and 5’4 3/16”, and weighs 105.67 lbs. :)

I’d do well with someone who:
-likes to eat different things (foodie)
-enjoys a drink (admit it -- our lives would be empty without alcohol)
-is well-read (or at least CAN read)
-has some domestic capacity (clean my house mommy... haha.. I can't believe I wrote that)
-competitive (but able to lose with grace… umm....often)
-enjoys a good movie or vegging out now and again
-ummm. chooses good over evil
-passionate about… I don't care... it could be fruitcake as long as it is... something. If it is fruitcake, I can’t promise I won’t tease you... but, I'll also help you plot your hostile takeover of the fruitcake industry.

I don’t prefer women who take themselves too seriously. I do want those women to file my taxes though. Work hard and make money doing something you enjoy. One of the most "successful" people I know (has her own mail room filled with letters and gifts from fans) is now old, alone, has no children, and nothing to do.

Conversely, I don’t prefer women that permanently check their “give-a-f*ck” at the door, either. They’re fun to party with, but they might turn bandito in the middle of the night and steal your frozen goods (true story).


K Bye

: Now dance for me, Green Banana Man! Dance or I shall smote you!




First Date
Under the silver moon-light under a cluster of stars, we'd listen to the steady sweet ebb and flow of the rolling tide tickle our ears with it's gusty, yet gentle constant whisper while chugging vodka from our matching brown bags like a couple of Russians.


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